You jest but I've got a massage machine that's pretty much that

A film that takes place where you're from

Behold, the most generic and cliche fantasy thing in existence. I double dog dare anyone to identify what this is based on this description alone.

Part of the Folia de Reis, a Brazilian Christmastime religious tradition that involves processions with music and these frolicking costumed characters called Bastião, which do a procession from house to house where they receive meals and offerings

Hey @chutson99.bsky.social you've made it big man, your tweets are getting reposted by random content farms on facebook, lol

New old Barbie just hit the shelves

No, that's another character

This weapon changed the face of gang warfare in Prohibition era Chicago

I tweeted this in response to that thing about that Mexican white supremacist shooter. Appealed my suspension bc I thought it was in error, not accepted. Later learned they were censoring the term "white supremacists". So being a white supremacist isn't hateful conduct, but calling ppl out on it is