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Whyte Ave Value Village doesn’t have baskets anymore because “theft” but also wants to charge $20 for a Shein dress. I hope everyone steals sooo many goods from Value Village!!
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Me every time I fly: this is the worst flight I’ve ever been on
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Pretty sure the Air Canada agent who helped me check my bag thought that today was my first day ever being in public
October 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It should be illegal for me and @lawndad.bsky.social to grow tomatoes
September 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Last weekend I said I was done canning for the season but I have once again spent all weekend canning
September 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Watching the Lillith Fair documentary on CBC Gem and silently sobbing
September 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My favourite part of going on vacation as an adult is the weeks and weeks of exhausting preparation in both your personal and professional lives to make sure nothing implodes while you’re away for 17 days
September 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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If a woman runs toward Rudy Giuliani?

Dead giveaway
im constantly getting flagged down to help women victims of domestic violence by the side of the road
August 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Save me Pho King V15
August 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Rewatching RPDR S5 for the first time since it aired and rediscovering my hatred of Roxxxy Andrews
August 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
when your hair is down and the uber driver rolls the windows down
a puppet with a wig on is sitting on a couch .
ALT: a puppet with a wig on is sitting on a couch .
media.tenor.com
July 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I feel like I shouldn’t be able to hear whatever loud outdoor music is going on at Northlands from 20+ blocks away, but here we are
July 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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my “i love concentration camps” tshirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
The Florida GOP is so excited about this deranged project that they’re selling concentration camp merch.

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July 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
goodbye cruel world
Looks like Mitch Marner is officially a Golden Knight
June 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I could never be on a Netflix reality show because I could not bring myself to drink wine out of those stainless steel wine glasses
June 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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EVANDER KANE GONE????:$:$: THANK THE LORD
June 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Quinn Hughes seeing more drama get added with Evander Kane to an already fractured Canucks locker room
June 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
ETS decommissioned their transit app that I used to check schedules/departures and replaced it with a web trip planner that does not work. They suggested using that text for bus stop departures thing that I haven’t used in over ten years as a replacement.
June 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I feel desperate for sunshine but I also really like laying on my couch with the window open while it’s raining
June 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Call me dramatic but the minute it was confirmed Hyman was out, I didn’t think we were going to win. Didn’t feel right.
June 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I love the Edmonton Oilers and I think they did a really good job 🌝
June 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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June 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Coming back from 0-3 is their kink
It’s not an Oilers game until we’re down by 3
June 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I think that tonight it should be Kevin Bieksa’s turn to yell at them in the locker room
June 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I made poutine for Taylor Swift
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM