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Lea Van de Water
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Happy (belated) #secularpiethursday to @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social and all who celebrate! 🥧❤️
Two apple pies (one lattice, one crumble-top) with goofy decorative paper turkey toppers made by kids and one pumpkin pie decorated with a pastry heart
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Some #secularpiethursday offerings, your grace!
Two apple pies with decorative paper turkey toppers (made by kids!) and one pumpkin pie decorated with a heart
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Frank Reynolds holding out an egg and saying “Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?” on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Girl saying “Bitch, you better be joking”
August 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Hot dogs, when asked about the prevalence of colorectal cancer:
Scene from I Think You Should Leave, where a man dressed in a hot dog costume says “We’re all trying to find the guy who did this!”.
July 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I agree- things like Leslie being recalled and losing her seat, her fighting profound public stupidity and anti-science bullshit (and often failing) goes a long way in making it still watchable despite the events of the last 10+ years
Scene from Parks and Recreation where Leslie says “On my side I have facts, science, and reason. All he has is fear-mongering… oh my god, he’s gonna win.” Scene from Parks and Recreation with Jennifer Barkley: “It’s the smarties that freak people out” Leslie Knope: “I think you’re underestimating the voters” Jennifer Barkley: (laughs) “I don’t think that is possible” Scene from Paris and Recreation with Leslie Knope saying “All I have on my side is facts and science. And people hate facts and science!” Scene from Parks and Recreation where Leslie is on a talk show. Joan Calamezzo: "Leslie, the City Council has done very little over the past few years and what they have accomplished, in my opinion, has been embarrassing and that is a fact." Leslie Knope: “No, that is your opinion. That's the definition of an opinion." Joan Calamezzo: "Well, that is your opinion."
May 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Screenshot of a tweet by @laurapeek_ that says “If I hear one more person talk about disaffected young white men. Get affected bitch. Go for a walk, call ur mom. You’re sad and now I can’t get an abortion? Grow up”
April 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Image of the guy from the ClickHole article titled “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point”
April 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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“Mac and Dennis buy gold from Kirk Elliott Precious Metals”
Dennis and Mac from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia standing in front of the bar, saying “We gonna get. See, Dee, people like us, we don’t get got.”
April 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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An image of a book page with the poem “For Whom the Bell Tolls” by John Donne: “No man is an island, Entire of itself. Each is a piece of the continent, A part of the main. If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less. As well as if a promontory were. As well as if a manor of thine own Or of thine friend's were. Each man's death diminishes me, For I am involved in mankind. Therefore, send not to know For whom the bell tolls, It tolls for thee.”
March 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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If you see this, share skeleton 💀
A framed print of van Gogh’s painting “Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette” with two paper “candy conversation hearts” taped over the eyes (one says “Love Ya”, the other says “Kiss Me”)
February 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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A scene from Inglorious Basterds, with Aldo Raine saying “I think this might be my masterpiece” to another American soldier who is agreeing, after they carved a swastika into a nazi’s forehead.
February 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I hope the spoon isn’t in an important parg of my blurn!
A screenshot of the show 30 Rock which depicts Liz Lemon looking into a tissue she sneezes into and saying “Oh… is that brain? Hopefully it’s not an important parg of my blurn.”
February 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Image of a scene from Seinfeld. Elaine is sitting in a restaurant booth and saying “The last couple of days my mind has been kind of… not good”.
February 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I realize this is just peripherally related, but I Walk With Vanessa is a sweet book about standing up for/supporting someone being bulled and “othered”.
Image of the cover of the book I Walk With Vanessa which depicts two girls walking home from school together
January 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Under parody law you probably COULD call it Google Before It Sucked
January 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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January 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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January 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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January 12, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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January 12, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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January 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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December 31, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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