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Lea Van de Water
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Un-thusiastic
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cyber monday, giving tuesday, wet willy wednesday
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Today is World AIDS Day

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December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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One of the major problems with zombies is their irresponsible behavior
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Happy (belated) #secularpiethursday to @duchessgoldblatt.bsky.social and all who celebrate! 🥧❤️
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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You can buy thinks made by Native artists or from Native-owned businesses here:

store.famok.org
FAMstore Home
Welcome to First Americans Museum Store or FAMstore!
store.famok.org
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I am the turducken of bad personality traits
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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1 in 5 Americans are dealing with mental health conditions.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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getting an earlier start to the day means there’s more time to focus on vengeance
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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buying stocks in money
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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I don’t need your praise. I have my own internal thing going on.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Well, folks, I’m logging off my shift at the Staying Informed Factory.
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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The state police have shut down our annual William Tell Festival. On a completely unrelated note, our inaugural Crossbow Symposium and Apple Vendors' Weekend both kick off next month.
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Hey bartender, I'll have an America, neat (no ICE)
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Parents I IMPLORE you to check your children’s candy this Halloween, I just found a knife hidden in a Reese’s miniature peanut butter cup
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Wait a minute, these are the Geoffrey Epstein files
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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was gonna do a self deprecating post but I don’t know what that means. I’m too stupid and ugly
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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ADAM: oh look the McRib is back

EVE: stop calling me that
November 18, 2023 at 3:39 PM