Jeff Behn
@lurchie.bsky.social
Great North American Snowy-Chinned Smartasse. Aliurophiliac. Logophile. Cack-handed staircase wit. Introduced as an invasive species to NE from PNW. I like hats.
I bet its even got Doubly!
August 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I bet its even got Doubly!
I've done some home growing myself and I've always found the cannabis plant gorgeous. It needs to be the new houseplant.
August 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I've done some home growing myself and I've always found the cannabis plant gorgeous. It needs to be the new houseplant.
"That is COMPLETELY irrelevant. . . ."
August 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
"That is COMPLETELY irrelevant. . . ."
Cats have the inherent ability to detect a suck- . . . , erm, I mean a KIND SOUL from 100 yards . . .
August 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Cats have the inherent ability to detect a suck- . . . , erm, I mean a KIND SOUL from 100 yards . . .
I dunno. I don't think there's really anything "cute" about extremely bad dog behavior . . . but that's just me.
July 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I dunno. I don't think there's really anything "cute" about extremely bad dog behavior . . . but that's just me.
I'm surprised he's not threatening to deport her.
July 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I'm surprised he's not threatening to deport her.
I'm guessing he gets ALL the channels . . .
July 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm guessing he gets ALL the channels . . .
In this day and age of so much misinformation, I have a hard time agreeing with this.
July 8, 2025 at 9:55 AM
In this day and age of so much misinformation, I have a hard time agreeing with this.
Wow! THAT is a deep cut!
June 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Wow! THAT is a deep cut!
"Showering of dummies" sounds like the current US presidential administration . . .
June 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"Showering of dummies" sounds like the current US presidential administration . . .
While I don't have any love for Kristi Noem, I disagree with taking cheap shots about her appearance. There's enough about her policies and behavior to make fun of.
June 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
While I don't have any love for Kristi Noem, I disagree with taking cheap shots about her appearance. There's enough about her policies and behavior to make fun of.
and just like every cat in the history of cats, when presented with a entry, they pause and consider if they REALLY want o go in or not. . . .
June 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
and just like every cat in the history of cats, when presented with a entry, they pause and consider if they REALLY want o go in or not. . . .
With all due respect to turnips. Sentient and otherwise.
March 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
With all due respect to turnips. Sentient and otherwise.
I was 9 years old the day she blew her top. An even indelibly burned into my memory.
March 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I was 9 years old the day she blew her top. An even indelibly burned into my memory.
She's very cute! I'm just wondering how they allowed you to keep an ewok from the set of RotJ . . . .
March 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
She's very cute! I'm just wondering how they allowed you to keep an ewok from the set of RotJ . . . .
Sen. Mark Kelly is a hero we need right now.
March 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Sen. Mark Kelly is a hero we need right now.
This is quite possibly the worst thing I've ever seen posted on social media. Congratulations.
March 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This is quite possibly the worst thing I've ever seen posted on social media. Congratulations.
Looks fairly intentional to me . . .
March 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Looks fairly intentional to me . . .
"I was told there would be no fact checking . . . ."
March 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"I was told there would be no fact checking . . . ."