Austin Lunn
@lunnofdoom.bsky.social
Not Panopticon. Dad, Teacher, Doomsayer in Born of Plagues, Powerlifter, TTRPG hobbyist.
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To look at it another way, JD Vance finally proved he couldn’t have f*cked that couch by showing the whole world that he’s got no… manly equipment.
March 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
To look at it another way, JD Vance finally proved he couldn’t have f*cked that couch by showing the whole world that he’s got no… manly equipment.
sunny Sunday morn
I pull up to the craft store
blasting Soilent Green
I pull up to the craft store
blasting Soilent Green
February 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
sunny Sunday morn
I pull up to the craft store
blasting Soilent Green
I pull up to the craft store
blasting Soilent Green
He who writes haikus
While the world burns around him
Won’t escape the flames
While the world burns around him
Won’t escape the flames
February 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
He who writes haikus
While the world burns around him
Won’t escape the flames
While the world burns around him
Won’t escape the flames
This is normal, right? This is what normal people do in normal, functioning societies that are great (again)?
This mom hired a Trump impersonator for her 3 year old son’s birthday party.
You can hear an adult tell the kid to “go dance with Donald Trump” and see the mom push the kid toward the Trump impersonator while YMCA plays in the background.
You can hear an adult tell the kid to “go dance with Donald Trump” and see the mom push the kid toward the Trump impersonator while YMCA plays in the background.
February 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is normal, right? This is what normal people do in normal, functioning societies that are great (again)?
While I’m glad this study was done, no one who didn’t already know this is going to care. The safety of trans folks was never their concern.
February 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
While I’m glad this study was done, no one who didn’t already know this is going to care. The safety of trans folks was never their concern.
Are we great again yet?
MARYLAND: “The Maryland National Guard will not participate in the parade honoring abolitionist Frederick Douglass due to guidance set by (Trump’s) Department of Defense.” www.wmar2news.com/local/maryla...
February 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Are we great again yet?
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Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon
February 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon
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from “Parable of the Talents” by Octavia Butler
February 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
from “Parable of the Talents” by Octavia Butler
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This is Chewy. He is a skater boy. She said see you later boy. He was way too good for her. All of her friends, stuck pup their nose. They had a pawblem with his doggy clothes. 12/10
February 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This is Chewy. He is a skater boy. She said see you later boy. He was way too good for her. All of her friends, stuck pup their nose. They had a pawblem with his doggy clothes. 12/10
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Elon is the first virgin to have 13 kids.
February 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Elon is the first virgin to have 13 kids.
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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
The fog here this morning was oppressive (and I love it), so instead of a haiku, here’s a poem I wrote on a similarly foggy day:
My fears
Within the mist lay waiting;
How strange they are to look upon:
So close in likeness to my hopes—
Only nearer
And more real—
My fears
Within the mist
Waiting.
My fears
Within the mist lay waiting;
How strange they are to look upon:
So close in likeness to my hopes—
Only nearer
And more real—
My fears
Within the mist
Waiting.
February 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The fog here this morning was oppressive (and I love it), so instead of a haiku, here’s a poem I wrote on a similarly foggy day:
My fears
Within the mist lay waiting;
How strange they are to look upon:
So close in likeness to my hopes—
Only nearer
And more real—
My fears
Within the mist
Waiting.
My fears
Within the mist lay waiting;
How strange they are to look upon:
So close in likeness to my hopes—
Only nearer
And more real—
My fears
Within the mist
Waiting.
Haiku Day 24
missed another one
and it was Valentine’s Day
I love you, haiku
missed another one
and it was Valentine’s Day
I love you, haiku
February 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Haiku Day 24
missed another one
and it was Valentine’s Day
I love you, haiku
missed another one
and it was Valentine’s Day
I love you, haiku
Haiku Day 23
another day done
sweet wings of cold medicine
spirit me away
another day done
sweet wings of cold medicine
spirit me away
February 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Haiku Day 23
another day done
sweet wings of cold medicine
spirit me away
another day done
sweet wings of cold medicine
spirit me away
Haiku Day 22
this store brand NyQuil
is a beautiful color:
green so deep it’s black
this store brand NyQuil
is a beautiful color:
green so deep it’s black
February 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Haiku Day 22
this store brand NyQuil
is a beautiful color:
green so deep it’s black
this store brand NyQuil
is a beautiful color:
green so deep it’s black
Haiku Day 21?
I think I missed one—
as though I’ve had better things
to do with my time
I think I missed one—
as though I’ve had better things
to do with my time
February 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Haiku Day 21?
I think I missed one—
as though I’ve had better things
to do with my time
I think I missed one—
as though I’ve had better things
to do with my time
Haiku Day 20
a stone in a lake
may cause ripples that spread far
but soon all is still
a stone in a lake
may cause ripples that spread far
but soon all is still
February 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Haiku Day 20
a stone in a lake
may cause ripples that spread far
but soon all is still
a stone in a lake
may cause ripples that spread far
but soon all is still
Haiku Day 19
got covid again
this time it’s worse than ever
send werewolf movies
got covid again
this time it’s worse than ever
send werewolf movies
February 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Haiku Day 19
got covid again
this time it’s worse than ever
send werewolf movies
got covid again
this time it’s worse than ever
send werewolf movies
too sick for haiku
I’ll write one in the morning
if I remember
I’ll write one in the morning
if I remember
February 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
too sick for haiku
I’ll write one in the morning
if I remember
I’ll write one in the morning
if I remember
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