Lunacy Towers
@lunacytowers.bsky.social
Carnivore. Worships at the altar of Pinot Noir. Thinks anybody using the word 'pop' should be beaten to death with a doilie. Slovenly housekeeping a speciality. Can't cook Yorkshire Puddings.
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How many goes did this take?
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
How many goes did this take?
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I guarantee you won't guess what caused Jack to get so riled two posts earlier.
WHAT IF I WAS BOILING AN EGG?
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I guarantee you won't guess what caused Jack to get so riled two posts earlier.
Anyone in Würzburg? The St Andreas church in Sanderau is empty at the moment as it was used as a movie set last week.
Without the benches, the stunning brutalist architecture is even more striking. You can really appreciate the light and shadow effects from the huge skylights. #brutalist
Without the benches, the stunning brutalist architecture is even more striking. You can really appreciate the light and shadow effects from the huge skylights. #brutalist
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Salami Advent Calendar, Czech Republic. podnikovka.cz/uzeniny_c103...
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Salami Advent Calendar, Czech Republic. podnikovka.cz/uzeniny_c103...
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I'm trying to sell some unwanted items on facebook marketplace, and I've never known stress like it.
I feel like each message is another insane demand, issued during some sort of hostage situation, where the hostage is my time.
I've been ghosted more times than Derek Acorah.
I feel like each message is another insane demand, issued during some sort of hostage situation, where the hostage is my time.
I've been ghosted more times than Derek Acorah.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I'm trying to sell some unwanted items on facebook marketplace, and I've never known stress like it.
I feel like each message is another insane demand, issued during some sort of hostage situation, where the hostage is my time.
I've been ghosted more times than Derek Acorah.
I feel like each message is another insane demand, issued during some sort of hostage situation, where the hostage is my time.
I've been ghosted more times than Derek Acorah.
Yes please.
Today is the day to tell a strange story.
The long version we'll tell later, but the short version is this. In an attic, in his late great-uncle's house, @jon.inkle.co found a locked trunk. It took twenty years to open. Last summer he did.
Inside was a wiring diagram, and a stack of books.
The long version we'll tell later, but the short version is this. In an attic, in his late great-uncle's house, @jon.inkle.co found a locked trunk. It took twenty years to open. Last summer he did.
Inside was a wiring diagram, and a stack of books.
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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2/3 I have made three of my cartoons into new, limited edition prints. You can get them now at www.tomgauld.com/shop
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
2/3 I have made three of my cartoons into new, limited edition prints. You can get them now at www.tomgauld.com/shop
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Something I think about often.
I prefer the singular possessive, "Oh, for fuck's sake." It just sounds more professional.
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Something I think about often.
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As always on this day: Remember, Remember the 5th of November, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb.
November 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
As always on this day: Remember, Remember the 5th of November, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb.
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This could be an Irish woman
November 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
This could be an Irish woman
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Just to pre-empt any Amazon/sales bullshit taking place this month.
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Just to pre-empt any Amazon/sales bullshit taking place this month.
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
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Re-reading The Devil's Horn by Micheal Segell and this part about how many times Adolphe Sax was almost killed as a child never gets less incredible.
October 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Re-reading The Devil's Horn by Micheal Segell and this part about how many times Adolphe Sax was almost killed as a child never gets less incredible.
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Absolute pure chef's kiss. A company called Ugmonk have invented pieces of paper to make notes on as a way to stay offline. One of them is a ring-binder notebook ugmonk.com/en-gb/collec...
October 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Absolute pure chef's kiss. A company called Ugmonk have invented pieces of paper to make notes on as a way to stay offline. One of them is a ring-binder notebook ugmonk.com/en-gb/collec...
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This thread is wonderful.
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This thread is wonderful.
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The name for the emotion experienced when moving effortlessly forward on one side of a motorway and seeing traffic in the opposite direction at a standstill is "strassenfreude".
October 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The name for the emotion experienced when moving effortlessly forward on one side of a motorway and seeing traffic in the opposite direction at a standstill is "strassenfreude".
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Okay, I just learned about FOG TSUNAMIS, which look a hundred times more alarming - see picture. Good lord, the ways the natural world trolls us for the lulz:
oceanservice.noaa.gov/ocean/weird-...
oceanservice.noaa.gov/ocean/weird-...
October 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Okay, I just learned about FOG TSUNAMIS, which look a hundred times more alarming - see picture. Good lord, the ways the natural world trolls us for the lulz:
oceanservice.noaa.gov/ocean/weird-...
oceanservice.noaa.gov/ocean/weird-...
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A father and ~12yo son cycling up a moderate slope, with the son clearly beasting his dad.
Father: "I'm in pain, don't tell me to 'come on'"
Father: "I'm in pain, don't tell me to 'come on'"
October 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
A father and ~12yo son cycling up a moderate slope, with the son clearly beasting his dad.
Father: "I'm in pain, don't tell me to 'come on'"
Father: "I'm in pain, don't tell me to 'come on'"
Dinner at the Lasg restaurant on Blythewood Square, in a genteel Georgian part of Glasgow I didn’t know existed - but only 10 minutes walk from Central. Big fan of mussels, these were superb. I reckon Edinburgh gets all the attention, Glasgow is hiding its light under a bushel…
October 12, 2025 at 9:00 AM
September 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just had a leaflet from EE through my door breathlessly telling me that full fibre has arrived in my road and that I can have up to 1gb for ... £41 a month. My dears, the altnets have been here for ages and are way cheaper: I have 1gb for £25 with Community Fibre, ta.
August 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Well... this is "interesting"*. Why are Boots Opticians contacting me to tell me that somebody else's optician appointment is 8 months late?
A massive GDPR failure
A massive GDPR failure
August 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Well... this is "interesting"*. Why are Boots Opticians contacting me to tell me that somebody else's optician appointment is 8 months late?
A massive GDPR failure
A massive GDPR failure