Oscar totally gets spitroasted by Rufus and Skillet all the time

I wish Rufus would force me to take his smelly jockstrap off with my teeth

Rocket being comfortable enough with the rest of the guardians to walk around the ship nude. Leaving his ass sweat all over the table when he sits down. Shaking his fat ass at star lord like "This is what you call twerkin', ain't it, Quill?~"

Rivals should add a Symbiote Rocket skin (with an appropriately thicker ass)

Can't believe Marvel Rivals is adding a Venom twerking emote and I don't have a good enough PC to play the game

Wish I had a Skillet duo to play fortnite with. I need Skillet and Rufus being silly and smelly and cute together

Rufus and Skillet bullying me with their musky asses would fix like, every problem I have rn

Rufus and Skillet could pull their pants down and the room would immediately be flooded with the hot stench of their sweaty cocks and balls~

We can all agree Rufus is a little chubby, right? I think chubby Rufus is underrepresented (and Rufus in general is underrepresented)

I wish Rufus would shamelessly scratch his sweaty asscrack right in front of me and then shove his fingers in my mouth

Mmmm.. I want Rufus to ambush me by pulling me into a dumpster, tugging down his pants, and blasting farts all over me

Oh the things I'd do for this possum to piss in my mouth...

Rufus and Skillet celebrating their recent duos win by gagging you with their sweaty socks and smothering your nose with their filthy asses 🤤