Lumpy MD
@lumpawaroomd.bsky.social
Rash enjoyer
Unionize your workplace. Solidarity or death.
Unionize your workplace. Solidarity or death.
I have a relative who is a retired tech VP who thinks that we should be required to do two years of military service and go to pro-capitalist reeducation camp in order to get voting rights. They think we're ungrateful serfs. We owe these people nothing but contempt in return.
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I have a relative who is a retired tech VP who thinks that we should be required to do two years of military service and go to pro-capitalist reeducation camp in order to get voting rights. They think we're ungrateful serfs. We owe these people nothing but contempt in return.
But then I'd lose the clout of being one of 4 people in the hospital in the age range that knows how to use a CD drive to download images.
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
But then I'd lose the clout of being one of 4 people in the hospital in the age range that knows how to use a CD drive to download images.
Just today a patient's family looked up "what is a troponin leak" and now they cannot be convinced that grandpa's demand ischemia is anything other than a previously undetected major septal defect.
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Just today a patient's family looked up "what is a troponin leak" and now they cannot be convinced that grandpa's demand ischemia is anything other than a previously undetected major septal defect.
Important keep tabs which parasitic infection/cytokine imbalance/polymorphic genetic disorder is in vogue for the next time you get a punch biopsy specimen of lichenfied skin with embedded fabric fibers.
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Important keep tabs which parasitic infection/cytokine imbalance/polymorphic genetic disorder is in vogue for the next time you get a punch biopsy specimen of lichenfied skin with embedded fabric fibers.
Sio Bibble, also at the dinner table: I'm Sio Bibble
November 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sio Bibble, also at the dinner table: I'm Sio Bibble
Delightful that "Shoei Ohtani" sounds correct in French but "Barger" does not
November 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Delightful that "Shoei Ohtani" sounds correct in French but "Barger" does not
"aren't you worried about nitrites?"
I am worried about what will happen to hot dogs if they take away nitrites. Do you have any idea what a preservative free frankfurter does to the body?
I am worried about what will happen to hot dogs if they take away nitrites. Do you have any idea what a preservative free frankfurter does to the body?
November 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"aren't you worried about nitrites?"
I am worried about what will happen to hot dogs if they take away nitrites. Do you have any idea what a preservative free frankfurter does to the body?
I am worried about what will happen to hot dogs if they take away nitrites. Do you have any idea what a preservative free frankfurter does to the body?
Because being a middleman is not a Real Job. There are plenty of valid reasons to leave medicine but the people who leave to join start-ups left because they just don't want to work a Real Job.
October 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Because being a middleman is not a Real Job. There are plenty of valid reasons to leave medicine but the people who leave to join start-ups left because they just don't want to work a Real Job.
Once brought some mapo tofu for lunch at a government job and when a coworker found out I made it myself he told a supervisor that I might have been compromised by a Chinese intelligence agent. We worked for the forestry service.
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Once brought some mapo tofu for lunch at a government job and when a coworker found out I made it myself he told a supervisor that I might have been compromised by a Chinese intelligence agent. We worked for the forestry service.
Storming DaVita headquarters like the Bastille after they hire pinkertons to break up the Denver SEIU
October 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Storming DaVita headquarters like the Bastille after they hire pinkertons to break up the Denver SEIU
Any day now they're going to announce sequel to I Love Bees that's a primarily text-based dating RPG set in the Unggoy district of High Charity. I'm sure of it. It's what the millions of fans like me want.
October 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Any day now they're going to announce sequel to I Love Bees that's a primarily text-based dating RPG set in the Unggoy district of High Charity. I'm sure of it. It's what the millions of fans like me want.
If you want to use either while out on the town you must use your own personal shitty shortwave radio station from 1999 or purchase a phone that costs either 25 or 5000 dollars that lets you just plug them in.
October 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If you want to use either while out on the town you must use your own personal shitty shortwave radio station from 1999 or purchase a phone that costs either 25 or 5000 dollars that lets you just plug them in.
Do they still do the cookie dough kit kats over there? My wife speaks more longingly of those than she does of our first date.
October 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Do they still do the cookie dough kit kats over there? My wife speaks more longingly of those than she does of our first date.
Ok but what if I have eaten the magical berry? And then eaten sauerkraut while eating the magical berry? I can extrapolate. Do not presume to know my imaginative limitations GugaFoods
October 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Ok but what if I have eaten the magical berry? And then eaten sauerkraut while eating the magical berry? I can extrapolate. Do not presume to know my imaginative limitations GugaFoods
I am going to mitigate the risk of this happening by naming all of my children after Homestar Runner characters.
October 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I am going to mitigate the risk of this happening by naming all of my children after Homestar Runner characters.
Don't forget scheming vizier named something like beetlefungus who openly wants to be king
October 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Don't forget scheming vizier named something like beetlefungus who openly wants to be king
But what if I listen to podcasts real good and want to put all my patients on a keto diet and have them stop their statins 👉👈
October 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
But what if I listen to podcasts real good and want to put all my patients on a keto diet and have them stop their statins 👉👈
she looks like an asset from a 1999 point and click adventure game that was pulled from the market in 17 countries due to content concerns.
October 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
she looks like an asset from a 1999 point and click adventure game that was pulled from the market in 17 countries due to content concerns.
You have accidentally recreated the sole culinary innovation of the state of Utah prior to 2004
October 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You have accidentally recreated the sole culinary innovation of the state of Utah prior to 2004
After I told her I planned to move there, a lady told me that Australia was authoritarian because they won't let children outside without hats. Ma'am, if I had my way they would send you to a reeducation camp for not putting sunscreen on your kids.
October 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
After I told her I planned to move there, a lady told me that Australia was authoritarian because they won't let children outside without hats. Ma'am, if I had my way they would send you to a reeducation camp for not putting sunscreen on your kids.