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30 | She/Her
I’m a caregiver for seniors who likes long walks and playing D&D!
Two bingos, looks like?
I'm 5'8", which is neither tall nor smol. I don't prefer to cook but can, aaand I usually don't find toxicity cute and instead prefer folk to be working on their toxicity.

This was fun to think about! Maybe I'll make one for me, as an exercise for what I'm looking for. 🩷
September 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Alright folks, I know the last moral panics haven't worked out well for literally anyone, but I've got a good feeling about this one. The umpteenth time is the charm!
September 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This had me giggling and kicking my feet--too freaking cute!! 😋
August 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
So, Veronica's been closely watching Tiff's hips, huh? 👀💕
August 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
"Go. The fuck. To sleep."
August 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
That is SUCH a cute pattern on your bikini!! 😭💕🩷
August 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This is literally my experience with the show, too. 🥲 I hope it's a grand time!
July 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Lol what the fuck? Did OP share more? 🥲
July 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I'm not sure what triggers the dream exactly. Fear of my parents, maybe.
I don't loathe the dream though--I stopped being afraid of my nightmares a long time ago. Mostly.
July 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It's the Moana Surfrider in Honolulu, which my weirdo uncle used to take my family to.
There is always an air of immense size with the hotel. It stretches impossibly high, and connects to a convention center, a town in Alaska I lived at...
The mood of the hotel changes, but there is always a threat.
July 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Oh, goddit. Yeah, sorry--best she can do is a really pretty seahorse with boobs.
June 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I know a witch who can give you the reverse deal but it's gonna make you a reverse mermaid with the voice of Dua Lipa is that OK
a fish is standing on the shore of a lake holding a fish in its mouth .
ALT: a fish is standing on the shore of a lake holding a fish in its mouth .
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June 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Smooth move!! Gods I haven't played in a while--you're making me yearn to pull out my board with someone. ^-^
June 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
People crave a good sandwich.
June 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Lee Scoresby from His Dark Materials checks these boxes! 💞 Though he uses a lever-action rifle, not a shotgun. And he travels in a hot air balloon, not a plane. 🤔 But he's got a bunny best friend!
May 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
*melts*
May 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
He shall think twice before challenging your authority again.

Twice, and then do so anyway. GLHF with your two year old 🫶
May 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Those heels!! That middle finger! Them tragon ditties!!
a girl in a blue hoodie is looking respectfully at something
Alt: a girl in a blue hoodie is looking at something with great intensity. The gif is caption "Looking Respectfully"
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May 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Those look so much like the quail we have in the Sonora! Cutieeessss
May 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
For some people their sexual awakening was the album art from Blink-182. For others it was that very specific scene from The Lion King.
Humanity is such a rich tapestry of experience, isn't it?
a close up of a cartoon lion 's face with a slight smile
ALT: a close up of a cartoon lion 's face with a slight smile
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May 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Something about your tiefling elicited a strong reaction from my inner child. So cute!! 🩵
May 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It's a farce. One that suggests that there is only one way to be trans; one manner of presentation for the physiology of trans people and/or one manner of socializing as a trans person.

There is no one way to look or be trans. Such a broadstroke "preference" then is instead assumptive; bigotry.
May 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Thank you for sharing--I'm so sorry this happened.
His performance getting handwaved in the moment as being "serious" is such sick joke.

If you pursue the comedy scene further, I hope you are able to find a troupe that's actually welcoming.

Wishing you well comrade. 🫶❤️‍🩹
May 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
What in the actual fuck 😬😬
May 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
God speed comrade
May 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM