I make an exception to my usual objection to hearing Christmas songs on the in-store before Thanksgiving for “Hark! The Herald Angel Sings” as interpreted by Bad Religion.

I just realized that when Andy Partridge said “all the world is football-shaped,” he meant ⚽️, not 🏈.

Every crew member of NASA’s Endeavor STS-54 mission in 1993 was a Trekkie so they took a group shot in monster maroons before their launch 🖖

Kristi Noem said “It's so lazy to just constantly make fun of women for how they look. It's only the liberals and the extremists who do that."

To be clear, then, Noem agrees that Trump is a lazy extremist.

It’s unusual to see Trump so interested in Major League teams. Traditionally he’s been more into the Minors.

Folks, Morgan Freeman’s voice has changed. I am both scared and sad

Trump got a little uncomfortable when Kendrick started talking about certified pedophiles. Just kidding. Trump is too deep in cognitive decline to understand what Kendrick said.

Snoop’s “hate is stupid” ad doesn’t make up for performing at the inauguration.

I don’t know about “greatest generation,” but I bet they killed the most fucking Nazis.