The Monday after Father’s Day has to be like Black Friday for therapists, right?

Weird that the sports team that took the pep talk from the dude who somehow bankrupted casinos didn’t come through in the end.

To me, a “clown” is one of the worst things you can call someone. ‘cause in essence you’re saying that person is a) a joke, b) not worthy of respect, c) lacking any self-awareness so as to not be a clown, & d) not necessarily the type to devour human flesh… but you wouldn’t be surprised if they did

Best Zone Defenses in History:
5) Late 1980s AC Milan ⚽️
4) 2016 Alabama Crimson Tide 🏈
3) 2003-2004 Detroit Pistons 🏀
2) 2000 Baltimore Ravens 🏉
1) Any toddler whose parents are trying to watch something on 📺 for more than 3 consecutive minutes 👹🗣️🙇🏻‍♂️

How am I supposed to make the world a better place? I can’t even figure out how to get the dudes the worst politicians pay attention to to stop referring to athletes by their nicknames as though they’re friends.

In 2025, I thought to myself: “Know what you need brother? More social media.”