Luke Holland
@lukeholland.bsky.social
Writer, Guardian lifer, party starter, staggering Mario Karter, favourite Backstreet Boy Nick Carter
Haha haha (ha) but seriously no get heavily fucked
January 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Haha haha (ha) but seriously no get heavily fucked
Belter of a soup tbf
January 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Belter of a soup tbf
Striking today and tomorrow #steeee-rike
December 4, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Striking today and tomorrow #steeee-rike
WEBSITES: If you have this particular cookie consent box popping up over your texty face, then you can fuck away very much thank you #balls
November 25, 2024 at 3:46 PM
WEBSITES: If you have this particular cookie consent box popping up over your texty face, then you can fuck away very much thank you #balls
Ooh fucking hell lads
November 17, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Ooh fucking hell lads
Only this exists. All else is fool's folly
November 13, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Only this exists. All else is fool's folly
Looking after this gormless gonk for a few days. His name is Socks, he is suicidally curious, friendly to the point of harassment, and denser than the middle bit of a neutron star. Look into those eyes. There is nothing back there
November 11, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Looking after this gormless gonk for a few days. His name is Socks, he is suicidally curious, friendly to the point of harassment, and denser than the middle bit of a neutron star. Look into those eyes. There is nothing back there