Turbulence Jones
@lukehancock.bsky.social
Just here to give myself something to browse while I smoke cigarettes.
Jesus Christ! What the fuck did I do?
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Jesus Christ! What the fuck did I do?
FWIW, these are better and more affordable than Dubai chocolate.
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
FWIW, these are better and more affordable than Dubai chocolate.
It just has a classic look. I love this cap.
October 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It just has a classic look. I love this cap.
I'm in the Discover feed, but this is funny:
October 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I'm in the Discover feed, but this is funny:
Looks like the goal was met. Let's all focus our energy on making this happen:
October 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Looks like the goal was met. Let's all focus our energy on making this happen:
Did these pictures come from Santa's Grindr profile?
October 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Did these pictures come from Santa's Grindr profile?
My trash company and I have vastly different definitions of the word, "exciting."
October 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My trash company and I have vastly different definitions of the word, "exciting."
I don't know if it counts as a prediction, if they have control over it.
October 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I don't know if it counts as a prediction, if they have control over it.
Dammit, Doritos! You came so close!
Just release a Pizza flavored Dorito. It doesn't need to be bagged with any other flavors. While you're at it, do a teriyaki flavor too.
Just release a Pizza flavored Dorito. It doesn't need to be bagged with any other flavors. While you're at it, do a teriyaki flavor too.
October 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Dammit, Doritos! You came so close!
Just release a Pizza flavored Dorito. It doesn't need to be bagged with any other flavors. While you're at it, do a teriyaki flavor too.
Just release a Pizza flavored Dorito. It doesn't need to be bagged with any other flavors. While you're at it, do a teriyaki flavor too.
I am the only one I know who likes this movie. I think I am just easily manipulated by the mid-'90s pop-punk soundtrack.
September 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I am the only one I know who likes this movie. I think I am just easily manipulated by the mid-'90s pop-punk soundtrack.
I know it's for something Tron related but imagine reading this headline in 1994:
September 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I know it's for something Tron related but imagine reading this headline in 1994:
Stole this, on this app,a month or so ago.
September 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Stole this, on this app,a month or so ago.
Some of the pipes at my local dispensary:
August 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Some of the pipes at my local dispensary:
Long Story Short is fucking great. Every other moment is a bit heartbreaking, but it's good!
August 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Long Story Short is fucking great. Every other moment is a bit heartbreaking, but it's good!
Nine Inch Nails felt like a really loud art exhibit! It was pretty radass!
August 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Nine Inch Nails felt like a really loud art exhibit! It was pretty radass!
July 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Didn't expect 28 Years Later to be one of Boyle and Garland's best movies. Fucking wonderful.
Between that and Sinners, zombies and vampires are fucking back!
Between that and Sinners, zombies and vampires are fucking back!
July 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Didn't expect 28 Years Later to be one of Boyle and Garland's best movies. Fucking wonderful.
Between that and Sinners, zombies and vampires are fucking back!
Between that and Sinners, zombies and vampires are fucking back!
