Turbulence Jones
@lukehancock.bsky.social
Just here to give myself something to browse while I smoke cigarettes.
He's gonna do another Jan 6, isn't he?
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
He's gonna do another Jan 6, isn't he?
I just noticed that my can of Creamy Coconut Dr. Pepper Zero Sugar says, "Limited Edition," and got super sad.
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I just noticed that my can of Creamy Coconut Dr. Pepper Zero Sugar says, "Limited Edition," and got super sad.
If I lived with giants, I would make damn sure I always know where their feet are and avoid those areas.
Not my pets.
Not my pets.
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If I lived with giants, I would make damn sure I always know where their feet are and avoid those areas.
Not my pets.
Not my pets.
Watched GDT's Frankenstein. Gorgeous film! Isaac was fantastic. Horror is the best genre happening right now. There's been some great ones this year, but Frankenstein and Sinners just feel like great Hollywood.
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Watched GDT's Frankenstein. Gorgeous film! Isaac was fantastic. Horror is the best genre happening right now. There's been some great ones this year, but Frankenstein and Sinners just feel like great Hollywood.
Ohhh! I get it. Frankenstein is the doctor! The monster's name is Pinnochio.
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ohhh! I get it. Frankenstein is the doctor! The monster's name is Pinnochio.
Can't wait for the aliens to come next month. Maybe I'll finally lose my virginity.
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Can't wait for the aliens to come next month. Maybe I'll finally lose my virginity.
Jesus Christ! What the fuck did I do?
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Jesus Christ! What the fuck did I do?
Sandwich Guy 2026!
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Sandwich Guy 2026!
Dear Christians,
What good does it do to bring about the rapture / apocalypse, if the way you're doing it send you to hell?
What good does it do to bring about the rapture / apocalypse, if the way you're doing it send you to hell?
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Dear Christians,
What good does it do to bring about the rapture / apocalypse, if the way you're doing it send you to hell?
What good does it do to bring about the rapture / apocalypse, if the way you're doing it send you to hell?
Ok. Here's is a RED HOT take:
Back to the Future is the only franchise that should get remakes. It would feel fresh and new, every decade. This goes for the original and both sequels.
Back to the Future is the only franchise that should get remakes. It would feel fresh and new, every decade. This goes for the original and both sequels.
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ok. Here's is a RED HOT take:
Back to the Future is the only franchise that should get remakes. It would feel fresh and new, every decade. This goes for the original and both sequels.
Back to the Future is the only franchise that should get remakes. It would feel fresh and new, every decade. This goes for the original and both sequels.
FWIW, these are better and more affordable than Dubai chocolate.
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
FWIW, these are better and more affordable than Dubai chocolate.
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
All three branches of the federal government are actively murdering people; some here, some abroad, some citizens, some migrants. None of them are working for the people.
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
All three branches of the federal government are actively murdering people; some here, some abroad, some citizens, some migrants. None of them are working for the people.
Got a text that my ballot was received. I dropped it off at 7:00PM last night. Colorado is fucking efficient.
November 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Got a text that my ballot was received. I dropped it off at 7:00PM last night. Colorado is fucking efficient.
He did some terrible things. He seemed to be on the right side, toward the end. I won't mourn him but I'm not going to celebrate his death either.
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
He did some terrible things. He seemed to be on the right side, toward the end. I won't mourn him but I'm not going to celebrate his death either.
The first three seasons of Brockmire are phenomenal and it's helping me with baseball withdrawals.
*Season 4 isn't terrible but I hate when shows do time jumps. Yes. Even Parks and Rec.
*Season 4 isn't terrible but I hate when shows do time jumps. Yes. Even Parks and Rec.
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The first three seasons of Brockmire are phenomenal and it's helping me with baseball withdrawals.
*Season 4 isn't terrible but I hate when shows do time jumps. Yes. Even Parks and Rec.
*Season 4 isn't terrible but I hate when shows do time jumps. Yes. Even Parks and Rec.
MLB announces expansion, when?
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
MLB announces expansion, when?
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CANCEL CHRISTMAS
Or make it about Jesus
Tell the story behind this season
Don’t buy from corporations
Hand make your presents
Teach your kids what it means to be generous
Spend time with family
Tune into spirituality
Get into nature
Share food in your pantry
Make new traditions that support humanity
Or make it about Jesus
Tell the story behind this season
Don’t buy from corporations
Hand make your presents
Teach your kids what it means to be generous
Spend time with family
Tune into spirituality
Get into nature
Share food in your pantry
Make new traditions that support humanity
November 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
CANCEL CHRISTMAS
Or make it about Jesus
Tell the story behind this season
Don’t buy from corporations
Hand make your presents
Teach your kids what it means to be generous
Spend time with family
Tune into spirituality
Get into nature
Share food in your pantry
Make new traditions that support humanity
Or make it about Jesus
Tell the story behind this season
Don’t buy from corporations
Hand make your presents
Teach your kids what it means to be generous
Spend time with family
Tune into spirituality
Get into nature
Share food in your pantry
Make new traditions that support humanity
Game 8 starts in 26 minutes. Can't wait to see what happens after last night.
November 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Game 8 starts in 26 minutes. Can't wait to see what happens after last night.
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I bought a Ballers cap at the beginning of this season because I like the city of Oakland and it complimented my A's shirt.
I'd love to see the Dodgers play an exhibition game against the B's.
I bought a Ballers cap at the beginning of this season because I like the city of Oakland and it complimented my A's shirt.
I'd love to see the Dodgers play an exhibition game against the B's.
Oakland Ballers call out LA Dodgers after World Series Game 7 win
(KRON) — The Los Angeles Dodgers are back-to-back World Series champions, beating the Toronto Blue Jays in Game 7 of Major League Baseball’s Fall Classic on Saturday. But one East Bay team to…
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November 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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I bought a Ballers cap at the beginning of this season because I like the city of Oakland and it complimented my A's shirt.
I'd love to see the Dodgers play an exhibition game against the B's.
I bought a Ballers cap at the beginning of this season because I like the city of Oakland and it complimented my A's shirt.
I'd love to see the Dodgers play an exhibition game against the B's.
CTC x Coke Zero when?
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
CTC x Coke Zero when?
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Thank you baseball. Sorry the Jays didn't win but the Series was great.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Thank you baseball. Sorry the Jays didn't win but the Series was great.
We all meeting up again to watch Big Inning Opening Weekend?
I love for everyone that this is now the baseball app
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
We all meeting up again to watch Big Inning Opening Weekend?
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A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.