Luke Giordano
@lukegiordano.bsky.social
Debut novel THE DEAD SHOWRUNNERS out now: https://lukegiordano.com/the-dead-showrunners-a-novel/
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My debut novel THE DEAD SHOWRUNNERS is out now on all platforms. It's a darkly comic crime noir Hollywood satire with lots of jokes, twists, weirdo characters, and an ending I don't think you'll see coming. Link in bio to buy/for more info.
#booksky #writing #debutauthor #indieauthor #crimefiction
#booksky #writing #debutauthor #indieauthor #crimefiction
Looney Tunes Character Tier List (through 1951):
S: Bugs, Daffy
A: Foghorn Leghorn, Wile E. Coyote, Porky
B: Yosemite Sam, Elmer Fudd, Road Runner, Gossamer
C: Granny, Barnyard Dog, Sylvester
D: Henery Hawk, Pepe LePew
F: Tweety Bird, Bosko
S: Bugs, Daffy
A: Foghorn Leghorn, Wile E. Coyote, Porky
B: Yosemite Sam, Elmer Fudd, Road Runner, Gossamer
C: Granny, Barnyard Dog, Sylvester
D: Henery Hawk, Pepe LePew
F: Tweety Bird, Bosko
September 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Looney Tunes Character Tier List (through 1951):
S: Bugs, Daffy
A: Foghorn Leghorn, Wile E. Coyote, Porky
B: Yosemite Sam, Elmer Fudd, Road Runner, Gossamer
C: Granny, Barnyard Dog, Sylvester
D: Henery Hawk, Pepe LePew
F: Tweety Bird, Bosko
S: Bugs, Daffy
A: Foghorn Leghorn, Wile E. Coyote, Porky
B: Yosemite Sam, Elmer Fudd, Road Runner, Gossamer
C: Granny, Barnyard Dog, Sylvester
D: Henery Hawk, Pepe LePew
F: Tweety Bird, Bosko
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who could have even written something like this?
"What we do is who we are. We may think that we are our ideas, or our ambitions, or our morals, or our principles, or our hopes, or our dreams, but we are none of those things. If we were those things, then I wouldn't be a Secret Shopper."
A Secret Shopper Thinks He’s a Character in a Paul Schrader Film
How you do anything is how you do everything. If you don’t put your best foot forward at every single opportunity, then you are wasting the preciou...
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September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
who could have even written something like this?
There's a 1950 Robert McKimson Looney Tunes short -- "It's Hummer Time." A play on "hammer time?" Did MC Hammer not originate that phrase? What was the original hammer time? I feel like my whole perception of reality is being reoriented around this possibility.
September 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
There's a 1950 Robert McKimson Looney Tunes short -- "It's Hummer Time." A play on "hammer time?" Did MC Hammer not originate that phrase? What was the original hammer time? I feel like my whole perception of reality is being reoriented around this possibility.
Was thinking about seeing Spinal Tap 2 tonight, but man the pictures of them as old guys in those wigs bums me out.
September 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Was thinking about seeing Spinal Tap 2 tonight, but man the pictures of them as old guys in those wigs bums me out.
The M.C. at the Groyper Awards takes the stage, grabs the mic, dabs glistening forehead with hanky.
M.C.
("ladies and germs")
Evenin', moids and foids...
M.C.
("ladies and germs")
Evenin', moids and foids...
September 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The M.C. at the Groyper Awards takes the stage, grabs the mic, dabs glistening forehead with hanky.
M.C.
("ladies and germs")
Evenin', moids and foids...
M.C.
("ladies and germs")
Evenin', moids and foids...
Getting asked my top four films by Letterboxd on the red carpet and panicking so I just start naming the top Drew Carey Whose Line flubs but the correct thumbnails still pop up in the video
September 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Getting asked my top four films by Letterboxd on the red carpet and panicking so I just start naming the top Drew Carey Whose Line flubs but the correct thumbnails still pop up in the video
My debut novel THE DEAD SHOWRUNNERS is out now on all platforms. It's a darkly comic crime noir Hollywood satire with lots of jokes, twists, weirdo characters, and an ending I don't think you'll see coming. Link in bio to buy/for more info.
#booksky #writing #debutauthor #indieauthor #crimefiction
#booksky #writing #debutauthor #indieauthor #crimefiction
September 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
My debut novel THE DEAD SHOWRUNNERS is out now on all platforms. It's a darkly comic crime noir Hollywood satire with lots of jokes, twists, weirdo characters, and an ending I don't think you'll see coming. Link in bio to buy/for more info.
#booksky #writing #debutauthor #indieauthor #crimefiction
#booksky #writing #debutauthor #indieauthor #crimefiction
Doing the Frank Nelson "MMMMMyyyyyyesss???" to my three-year-old and absolutely crushing.
September 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Doing the Frank Nelson "MMMMMyyyyyyesss???" to my three-year-old and absolutely crushing.
What zoomers put on when you pass them the aux cord
August 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
What zoomers put on when you pass them the aux cord
Owl from LITTLE BEAR is such a smug little shit.
August 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Owl from LITTLE BEAR is such a smug little shit.