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Luke
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Reds, metal detecting and proper binmen appreciator
Slot out. Zak Crawley out.
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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NEW CAMPAIGN 🚨

Right now, people are pushed into poverty when councils send in bailiffs for council tax debt.

But there’s another way.

Together, we can stop this. Together, we can have dignity not debt. Together, we can make Britain Bailiff Free👇

🔗 acorntheunion.org.uk/bailiffs/
September 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Just coming back here to say Slot Out
October 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My take on the Kirk thing. He wad a horrendous human being, with extreme views, who peddled hate and violence against the vulnerable. He was on the payroll of billionaires, an enemy of the working class, as all of them are.

I don't think shooting him, or anyone, solves anything though.
September 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Chelsea will serious challengers this season.
August 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Longer it goes on less likely we are to get in Isak
August 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Together at last ❤️
July 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'm normally a pessimistic bastard but I think if we sign Isak we will win the league again.
July 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
July 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Knowing someone likes you for you is the best feeling itw, no matter your age.
June 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The new fifa club world cup is woke
June 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I don't claim to be good looking but there's no way I'm having someone at my club with an absolute hooter like that. Man could smoke a bifter in the shower.
La cláusula 'low cost' que el Real Madrid podría ejecutar para fichar a Angelo Stiller si espera un año para ficharlo dozz.es/r11_z5
La cláusula 'low cost' que el Real Madrid podría ejecutar para fichar a Angelo Stiller si espera un año para ficharlo
dozz.es
June 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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35 years of privatisation. 35 years of excessive profits. 35 years of rising bills.

There is no market solution. Take water into public ownership now!
June 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Trump Vs Musk. I just hope both lose. Ideally resulting in both of them [redacted]ing
June 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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The little nod 😂👍🏻

youtube.com/shorts/YBdj6...
WIRTZ confirms LIVERPOOL move? 👀🔥 #wirtz #liverpool #shorts
YouTube video by The Doug-Out Football Channel
youtube.com
June 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Made a little promise that I'd read more (non-fiction, not fiction that's woke) in addition to my academic reading and have largely stuck to it.
Pretty difficult as I have Irlens but don't like using filters but defo getting there. One sumatriptan at a time.
June 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Woke
June 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Far too warm to sleep here
May 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Well hello
May 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Today's the day 🏆
May 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Really poor standards in Eurovision tonight. Liverpool 2023 clear.
May 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Revising for my EMA by standing in the shower for ages thinking about my EMA
May 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Noel Edmonds: a thread of horror.

Carrie (Dir: Brian De Palma, 1976)
November 15, 2024 at 9:22 PM
How are we, woke twitter?
May 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
DIAZ HAHAHA
May 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM