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Luis Calil
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Postando de ressaca.
Pessoal de Brasília, vem ver o ORAÇÃO A VÁCUO no festival Curta Brasília! Hoje, às 19h30, no Cine Brasília.

Pago um chope pra todo mundo que for. (Mentira)
December 12, 2024 at 3:27 PM
ORAÇÃO A VÁCUO (2024, Luis Calil)
October 15, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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está tudo horrível vamos todos morrer
October 6, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Tudo normal no Bluesky.
September 23, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Trabalhar com marketing me traz experiências fascinantes, como conversar com o EX-BBB ******* que eu só conhecia pelo vídeo infame onde ele *********
September 18, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Google homenageando a SOPHIE 😢😇
September 17, 2024 at 11:54 AM
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September 16, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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Elon Musk indo renegociar as multas no Feirão Limpa Nome agora que tem vídeo no Bsky
September 11, 2024 at 9:59 PM
REBEL RIDGE é o melhor filme que eu vi esse ano até agora. A interjeição "UUUUHUL!!!!!!" foi gritada umas 3 vezes durante a sessão.

Disponível agora no Netflix.
September 11, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Putz, como eu queria tá no Twitter pra ver as reações à notícia do Dave Grohl.
September 10, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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Another day in the damn Jason Bourne Response Suite. I'm wearing a blue dress shirt and a headset and just absolutely getting reamed out by a veteran character actor re: him "needing eyes" or whatever. No sense of when or if we're ordering lunch. I tried to get a coffee and Joan Allen glared at me.
September 10, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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The meanings of seven different types of animal poop in English…

7. Apeshit = angry
6. Batshit = unhinged
5. Bullshit = lies (or unfair)
4. Horseshit = bigger lies (or totally unfair)
3. Chickenshit = cowardly
2. Dogshit = inferior quality
1. Catshit = what you do when someone throws a ball at you
September 5, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Acordei 3:30 da manhã (5 horas de sono) perfeitamente disposto.

Às 4:30 eu decidi que devia dormir mais e acordei agora (8 horas de sono) querendo ser enterrado numa cova.

Assim não dá.
September 5, 2024 at 10:58 AM
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One of the astronauts stranded in space hearing eerie noises is the same guy I wrote about for ClickHole back in 2015
September 2, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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after wives painstakigly made all husbands Gay—the sheer eroticism of the Hauk Toah movement threatens to turn them Straight again. Not good
September 2, 2024 at 3:33 PM
@gemko.bsky.social Did I miss something or did you not write anything on some recent watches (LAST ACTION HERO, MI 2, EAT A BOWN OF TEA)?
August 1, 2023 at 3:34 PM
Se é por isso que eu não consigo entrar no Twitter agora, então áquer dizer que eu já li 600 tweets hoje? Aterrorizante.
July 1, 2023 at 5:22 PM
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Need to crack a dedicated Bluesky persona. Distinct from the moribund Twitter Character. That whole project run its course, Fumes City, says things like 'Fumes City'. Bluesky a verdant new valley. I'm DJ Qualls in The New Guy, just looking for my Dushku.....
June 3, 2023 at 8:23 AM
Vou criar uma personalidade nova no Blue Sky. Tipo sair do ensino médio pra faculdade. Aqui tudo é possível.
June 17, 2023 at 11:46 PM