Introducing today’s ‘try not to break your arm’ at my local @aldiukstores.bsky.social challenge: buy a bottle of zero sugar cola drink.

Great honesty from Aldi here. I mean, I thought 10% authentic was a bit shit but to declare zero authenticity is something else.

Happy #InternationalWomensDay. Feel honoured for this to happen today! Talk about trailblazer. First ever female commentator on #MOTD. How difficult must that have been? Well done @jacquioatley.bsky.social and all girls & women who achieve what they want to, especially in male dominated environments

This isn’t a parody. It’s the actual cover of today’s Daily Mail. #HotAssassin. #LikeManyWomen #MedicalMisogyny

For my first post on here, delighted to share an image of the proof copy of my forthcoming novel #itsbrentfordinnit. Some final edits before it can go on sale. Publication details coming soon. #BrentfordFC