Adulthood this week:
Storm damage, broken washer, flat tire, dental emergency. 0/10 do not recommend

Elon’s X alerted me it’s my ‘Twitter Anniversary’ he will never manage to scrape every reference to the bird from the code. @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social

I am, and always will be a dog person, but it’s pretty satisfying when a cat missed you so much during a 35 hour trip he insists on spending 45 mins in a cat sling. Bluesky meet Ben.

Reskeet with a banger pic of your dog

Bluesky, meet Liza. She’s almost 10, but please no one tell her.

This popped into my head while making breakfast and it felt wrong to not share it with all (11) of all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKD9V80ubGY

I know I’m late to the game (or match) but, damn. CARRIE SOTO IS BACK just had me crying in public. Dads and daughters and powerful athletes with the tiniest hint of rom com. Chef’s kiss.

Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules.

1. You know it's kinda hard just to get along today
2. You aren’t cool but you fake it anyway
3. You may not have a clue and you may not have style
4. Everything you lack well, you make up in denial

Highly recommend limiting your timeline to Taylor Swift, Barbie, Elyse Myers, VP Harris, and Womens World Cup coverage. Join me in this bubble of girl power.

Between Eras tour and Barbie Movie opening weekend, I’m convinced the glitter covered disposable income of millennial women is all that’s holding this economy together.