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Lucy
@lucycappiello.bsky.social
Copy editor and flower grower

If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe.
Canada has a transparency problem
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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AI companies really trying to get them young
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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The majority of people — politicians, business folk and public alike — fail to realise how violent a 2.6°C hotter world (over 4°C in Europe) will be. Displacements, forced migrations and armed conflicts will become the norm at every level, everywhere, including in currently peaceful regions. #COP30
World still on track for catastrophic 2.6C temperature rise, report finds
Fossil fuel emissions have hit a record high while many nations have done too little to avert deadly global heating
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
It was an android double. It was an imposter wearing a sophisticated Bond face. It was a simulation. I believe in you, Anthony.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Mortifying and completely preventable.

www.cbc.ca/news/health/...
Canada loses measles elimination status | CBC
www.cbc.ca
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Well. I shovelled snow.
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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"I decided to go out for a walk
And do nothing except
Look everybody I see in the eyes
And not be the first to avert my eyes
And I didn’t return for two years...
By which time I was the heavyweight champion of the world
And the expectant father of sixteen children"
—Dan Bern, "True Revolutionaries"
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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New study finds “brutal drought and extreme heat wave that began in September 2023 transformed the lake into a steaming cauldron. The lake's waters reached 41C (106F).” 😱
Hundreds of dolphins found dead in Amazon lake were in water hotter than a jacuzzi, study finds
"You couldn't put your finger in the water," said the lead author of the study, which spotlights the impacts of planetary warming on aquatic ecosystems.
www.cbsnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Women are so powerful
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

🧵
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Good news everyone, your private jets and yachts are about to become cheaper!
November 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Six people died from eating pasta. Everything is more dangerous under the Trump regime.
Six Dead in Listeria Outbreak Linked to Pasta
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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It is very good news that the CFIA is fully aware that Canada’s food safety regime is being compromised by the US abandonment of science.

It is very bad news that Carney’s austerity cuts will make it impossible for CFIA to beef up Canadian regulatory oversight and enforcement in response.
CFIA creates team to monitor U.S. move ‘away from science-based decision making,’ documents show
The ‘US Risk Task Team’ will keep an eye on the impact of regulatory changes on food imports
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:05 AM
How long is the time of monsters supposed to last?
Embarrassing country
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The baseball torment nexus
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My little heart can't take it
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Impossible not to love Ernie Clement
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Been hugely enjoying the live coverage put out by the Globe and Mail team for the Jays games this weeked. This update from @grahamisador.bsky.social made me laugh:
November 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
YES YES YES
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Baseball is a fun time
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
For about five seconds, I did extra work. One time on set between takes, a seasoned extra said to me "We are all but shadows."
do you ever have things that someone has said to you that live forever in your head (non-serious edition)? some older boomer hippie guy said “hahmmus gives you fahts” to me 26 years ago at a free fridge and i think of it every fucking single time i buy hummus to this day.
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Going to fix my baseball hangover with more baseball. Hair of the dog
October 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM