fell asleep watching the hbomberguy plagiarism video and had a dream I was arguing with James Somerton this happens to me with alarming frequency

my best friend bought a trench coat and has decided to be so annoying about to 2025 sucks

love being drunk with my boyfriend. the other night he said my dog could “totally pass as a boy” and I was immediately filled with blinding rage

drinking a little redbull. things r going to be ok maybe.

how unhinged can we be on here