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Luci
@lucigrimm.bsky.social
💀 She/Her. Tired Ass Witchy Person & Folklore Fiend. Teller of Questionable/Concerning Stories.
The bird app, I’ve been gone for some time.
Threads is more toxic than the bird app.

And I just keep forgetting the butterfly in the sky is here. Sorry all.
May 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
To the man who just started singing as he opened the back of his Red Bull truck like he was opening the gates of heaven: you are truly a gem.
March 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A corgi as a brain cleanse today.
January 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Every time I see the headlines I go:
“Huh. I wonder if there’s someone in Scotland looking for a wife who’s a good cook, good at baking, used to outdoor maintained, leaves a bit to be wanted for cleaning…”
November 20, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Saw Beau today. 🖤
November 20, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Okay. Trying to get back to here because I miss people.

It’s funny, it’s been hard to get back into things because I basically live over on the photo app.
I’ll try!
November 18, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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Hey everyone, a PSA

#ADHD
December 1, 2023 at 8:49 AM
…so. Did you know if you really want to fuck with someone; you should tell them you’re 3” shorter than you are?

All I’m saying is the absolute fucking panic in their voice is like catnip.
December 6, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Lauren and I dating at the same time is her finally going on adult dates and me being her foil.

…I cannot fucking wait to stop all of this shit.
December 5, 2023 at 12:43 AM
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New tok is up- seasonal monster romances. This is a drop in the ocean, like there's tons of Krampus alone, but I like Weird Unique ones
#MonsterRomance #booksky💙📚 #BookRecs
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT85LcH89/
Bon the Book Witch on TikTok
Seasonal monsterfucky recs are back, with the chilly edition! Happy Krampusnacht, monster lovers 😎 #booktok #spicyBooks #MonsterRomance #MonsterLove #EroticaRecs #ParanormalRomance #XmasRomance #wi...
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December 4, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Setting up a date with a man who described himself as, I shit you not, “a black golden retriever.”

Also, Wednesdays are date days apparently.

…if this man brings me sour patch kids, obviously the Norse pantheon is asking for something.
December 4, 2023 at 4:56 PM
The amount of Kissinger TikToks we are sending back and forth in the group chat is AMAZING.
November 30, 2023 at 3:27 PM
So. I went on a date yesterday.

He got me a gift.

…he gave me a Magic Mixie and I swear to hell I fucking giggled.
November 30, 2023 at 3:27 PM
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Also, this upcoming weekend is my bday! If you'd like to help me celebrate, anything counts towards a new book and keeping the bill goblins from attacking 🥰
Several options below and ty all for being awesome and enjoying my book content
🙏✨️🌟💖
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November 27, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Ahahahaha

The thing I excel at the most is hurting my own fucking feelings.
November 27, 2023 at 4:21 AM
…okay. I have never been more sure I am a black cat individual than actually curling my lip at someone sending me kissy face emojis and saying we should go on vacation together.

*insert Stevie NOPE gif*
November 21, 2023 at 4:41 AM
“You truly want me to end up on Dateline.”
“No. I want you to end up on Unsolved Mysteries.”
“THAT IS WORSE!”
November 20, 2023 at 8:59 PM
I only make bad decisions so people can enjoy my stories.
November 20, 2023 at 2:03 PM
We had Friendsgiving today.

Got on the subject of dating apps (two in our group met their very nice SO’s through them)

…I downloaded each app and I may have made a bad decision.
November 20, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Forgetting the term “kit car” is not something I thought would cause me issues today.

…searching for that term was quite fun.
November 18, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Explaining Noah Kahan and Hozier to my mother.
This is pretty much how she has been able to remember them.

NK: Is the sad boy from VT. I’m seeing him play in Scotland.
Hozier: Tall Woodland Creature from Ireland. I would cry to see him play live.

She likes both their music.
November 18, 2023 at 3:39 PM
My center of gravity is never quite right.

That said: I played catcher on the softball team and went to Catholic school, so my balance is good at all the wrong times.

Also, yes, my knees are fucked.
November 18, 2023 at 3:17 PM
So. I just got the email from nano about the things that have been happening.

…this is not worded well.
November 18, 2023 at 2:59 AM
So for those wondering about my fluffy read: “The C*Ck Down the Block” by Amy Award.
I fell in love with it in the first page when we found out the local rooster is named Luke Skycocker
November 18, 2023 at 1:35 AM