Tom
@luceid.bsky.social
I rock from summer til Santa comes down the chimney
Don't forget to start baking your Marie Callender pie now so that it's ready for Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Don't forget to start baking your Marie Callender pie now so that it's ready for Thanksgiving.
Never really cared for pecan or pumpkin pie, tbh. Gimme a fruit or meat pie. (I know pumpkin is a fruit. I mean a real fruit.)
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Never really cared for pecan or pumpkin pie, tbh. Gimme a fruit or meat pie. (I know pumpkin is a fruit. I mean a real fruit.)
If they're gonna be taken as anything but chumps Otis, Tozawa, and Maxine Dupri have to change their freaking name. Why are they still going under Alpha Academy?
October 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If they're gonna be taken as anything but chumps Otis, Tozawa, and Maxine Dupri have to change their freaking name. Why are they still going under Alpha Academy?
I'm just a boy
looking for a girl
to write a song about my magnum dong and put it on a multi-platinum selling album
looking for a girl
to write a song about my magnum dong and put it on a multi-platinum selling album
October 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm just a boy
looking for a girl
to write a song about my magnum dong and put it on a multi-platinum selling album
looking for a girl
to write a song about my magnum dong and put it on a multi-platinum selling album
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I do find it kind of charming that Taylor Swift sings about boners the way Steve Carell talks about boobs in The 40-Year-Old Virgin.
October 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I do find it kind of charming that Taylor Swift sings about boners the way Steve Carell talks about boobs in The 40-Year-Old Virgin.
Watching Monster, and why does Ed Gein sound like Derek Zoolander?
October 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Watching Monster, and why does Ed Gein sound like Derek Zoolander?
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i wanna make this eminently clear before i continue laughing at the travis kelce penis song:
good for taylor swift, i’m glad she’s writing songs about the good sex she’s having
good for taylor swift, i’m glad she’s writing songs about the good sex she’s having
October 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i wanna make this eminently clear before i continue laughing at the travis kelce penis song:
good for taylor swift, i’m glad she’s writing songs about the good sex she’s having
good for taylor swift, i’m glad she’s writing songs about the good sex she’s having
Ask not for whom the chumba wambas
It wambas for thee
It wambas for thee
September 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ask not for whom the chumba wambas
It wambas for thee
It wambas for thee
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Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo
January 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo
I'll never understand why WWE does backstage segments while people are in the ring with their music playing waiting to wrestle.
September 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'll never understand why WWE does backstage segments while people are in the ring with their music playing waiting to wrestle.
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Sony Capitalizes on Twisted Metal Show by Continuing to Let Game Series Languish in the Void
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Sony Capitalizes on Twisted Metal Show by Continuing to Let Game Series Languish in the Void
SAN MATEO, Calif. — With the surprisingly good Twisted Metal television adaptation in full swing of its second season, sources inside the company have confirmed…
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August 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Sony Capitalizes on Twisted Metal Show by Continuing to Let Game Series Languish in the Void
hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...
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August 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Looking very submissive and bred-able
April 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Looking very submissive and bred-able
In her song 'Red' Taylor Swift assigns different colors to different situations much like the strongest sorcerer of the modern age, Satoru Gojo, in Jujutsu Kaisen. In this essay I will
April 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
In her song 'Red' Taylor Swift assigns different colors to different situations much like the strongest sorcerer of the modern age, Satoru Gojo, in Jujutsu Kaisen. In this essay I will
Why does every single women's triple threat match need that same tower of doom spot? #Wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Why does every single women's triple threat match need that same tower of doom spot? #Wrestlemania
fartin hard or hardly fartin?
April 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
fartin hard or hardly fartin?
I believe him. He seems like a guy that stole PPP money. He seems like the guy that complains that no one wants to work anymore.
April 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I believe him. He seems like a guy that stole PPP money. He seems like the guy that complains that no one wants to work anymore.
I got them. I got the jeakers.
April 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I got them. I got the jeakers.
Rex Manning Day is the perfect day to listen to some alternative rock www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVAB...
Ape Hangers - I Don't Want To Live Today
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April 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Rex Manning Day is the perfect day to listen to some alternative rock www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVAB...
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
The Residence is perfect, and Uzo Aduba is probably going to get all the awards.
March 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The Residence is perfect, and Uzo Aduba is probably going to get all the awards.
Never been a big Air Max 95 guy, but sneakerbardetroit.com/yu-gi-oh-nik...
Yu-Gi-Oh! x Nike Air Muscle 95 Pack Releases Fall 2025
Nike teams up with Yu-Gi-Oh! to release the Air Muscle 95, inspired by the iconic Air Max 95 “Neon” worn by Joey Wheeler. Launching Fall 2025
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March 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Never been a big Air Max 95 guy, but sneakerbardetroit.com/yu-gi-oh-nik...