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Lucas "The Drgn" Broadwing
@lucasthedrgn.bsky.social
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2/4 Dragon Wizard creature token with Flying

I have stood upon god's wretched earth since the year 1994

He/they

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I am dating @kumazone.bsky.social and @wottermelon.bsky.social
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Have you seen the iron golems in the resource pack that changes the villagers into goats. It's only tangentially related, but, y'know.
A promotional picture from the Bestial Minecraft resource pack featuring an iron golem, now with red eyes, goat horns, and a snout. There is also a Ravager which has been modified to have some bird-like features.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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he was so real for this
A quote from Diogenes of Sinope reading "I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels."
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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... Pause,
A YouTube ad for Little Caesars Pizza featuring the "Deal Deer", an animatronic deer present in the ad. The thumbnail is of the aforementioned Deal Deer with just their neck visible and a man standing behind them, only visible from the waist up. Both appear to be tossing their heads back with. "Pleased". Expressions.
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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A series of screenshots from Club Penguin of a player sitting at a computer desk speaking. They're saying "nine one one what is your emergency" "what do you mean youre being murdered" "thats illegal people cant do that"
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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The other one I did much earlier into the window didn't get shown so here it is
a horizontally stretched baby tulin at the bottom of a very tall, transparent image with the text "trick or treat" in comic sans
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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@wottermelon.bsky.social and I doing this to puppers.
October 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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@rangepup.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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yay! yay! yay! (i was going to say something about birdo's buff but it seems like this run was mostly just 6 cursed dolls carrying me while my infinite projectiles that deal barely any damage proc'd my 150% lifesteal and my 150% armor keeping me alive. got down to 8 health during the final boss.)
A run end screen for Megabonk showing a completed run. Of the sources of damage on the left, the top 3 are from items, with the highest damage output item being over 6 times as much damage as the highest damage output weapon.
October 21, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Emoji kitchen: pensive dragon emoji
October 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Google Opinion Rewards calling me the fuck out
"What are your favorite game genres? Select all that apply." The only options are: "Card, Rougelike, Casual, Card battle, Role-playing, and None of the above"
October 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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*rubs my grubby little paws together sinisterly*
Akinator celebrating over having correctly guessed Dmitri from Everhood 2. The character has already been played 2 times. I am both of those times.
October 17, 2025 at 7:12 AM
lucasthedrgn.bsky.social
once again Akinator has guessed the deity my character is based on rather than the character itself
Akinator guessing Thoth, the Egyptian god of wisdom. an image of the Magic the Gathering card "Nadu, Winged Wisdom" is open just to the right, showing both having the head of an ibis, gold drapery, and dark skin.
October 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Yeah I mean "community designed" so it's designed by the people that are doing 15 min infernos who are thinking "how long does inferno take for most players? 30 should be a reasonable challenge, right?" Out of touch with the majority of players more than even the devs. This type of thing.
The "Average Familiarity" xkcd comic, summarized by the caption: "Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field."
October 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Is that lube? Is that fucking lube?
An AI generated image of bamboo and a stone fountain. There is a clear liquid flowing that is much more viscous than water.
October 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I mean, they're not far off is the thing,
Akinator guessing the character I am thinking about is The Demiurge from Gnosticism, a large snake-like being who created the world Dmitri from Everhood 2, notably a large snake that claims to have created the world you inhabit in that game
October 16, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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A telegram message with bunch of extraneous emojis interspersed. The message, without emojis, reads: Looks like this BIRDBRAIN wants to be your Constant Companion (Deluxe Edition)! Why don't you give them some Machine Love and paint their walls with Cadmium Colors (Especially White) Send this to your Object(s) of Affection and see how many you get back! If you only get 1 you're gonna ROT FOR CLOUT! If you get 5 back you're Not Quite There! If you get 10 back you can be my Liaison! If you get 20 back, you're a true My Darling, My Companion! Alright, go out there and Dance Delightful!!
October 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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The ad image for Secret Lair × Fortnite, a series of cards reskinned after characters, objects, and concepts in Fortnite such as: The Cube, Battle Bus, and Crack the Vault.
October 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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fym 2035? "Your Coworker Jeff" is part of the next set of secret lairs
The announcement image for "Secret Lair × The Office", an actual series of 6 cards (and the back of one transforming card) named after and featuring Dwight Schrute from The Office. They're all versions of other, pre-existing cards, but they're still just. Dwight holding a shuriken, or a big turnip, or with a carved pumpkin on his head, etc.
October 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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... i don't think- they're not- i- hm.
A youtube mix playlist for "music of japan" with the thumbnail for BIRDBRAIN by Jamie Paige, an American music producer.
October 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Do you know what this entity is?

Thank you @kumazone.bsky.social
A picture of my dragon and a Golbo, both in the Golbo signature pose: lying on our side, limbs straight out in front, trail straight out to the bottom, and one very juicy eye visible on top. Above is is the text "HAPPY" and below the text "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
October 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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YouTube on my tv telling me to eat crayons. As if, candles have much better flavor.
A YouTube recommendation category titled "Culinary arts and more". The video being recommended in this category is "Products exploding with color! How it's made" from the Science Channel, with the thumbnail being a spread of crayons of varying color.
October 2, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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The person that posted this article has qrts disabled, but I wanted to add: so it literally is about strongarming people into updating to Windows 11. The security updates exist, they are giving them out for free, they just don't want to give them to everyone. www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
A news article headline: "Major backtrack as Microsoft makes Windows 10 extended security updates FREE for an extra year — but only in certain markets" followed by a subheading of "In a major move, Microsoft is making access to Windows 10's extended support updates free for regions in the European Economic Area. No cloud backup required."
October 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I don't think that's any of your fuckin business, Google
A screenshot of Google Opinion Rewards, asking the question "Would you consider yourself to be a water sports enthusiast?" Followed by the typical "definitely", "probably", "somewhat" etc. survey answers.
September 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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he has a foot fetish. like, in the classical sense.
A definiton of "fetish", defined as "an object worshipped, especially because a spirit is supposed to lodge in it."
September 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Lump on the floor
A small, stout dog with long, brown and white fur laying on the stone floor. He is slightly wall-eyed.
September 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM