LT
@lt-34.bsky.social
Used to fold clothes, now attend meetings for a living. Over exaggerator, underused midfielder.
Soon to be Oscar Bobb fan account.
Soon to be Oscar Bobb fan account.
This new habit of goalscoring penalty takers going over to their keeper straight after? No, no, no, no, not for me, Clive.
March 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This new habit of goalscoring penalty takers going over to their keeper straight after? No, no, no, no, not for me, Clive.
Matterface has squawked about the Ballon d'Or about 40 times tonight. Should serve a 15 match imvho.
March 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Matterface has squawked about the Ballon d'Or about 40 times tonight. Should serve a 15 match imvho.
I've never really rated him much, but I'm absolutely delighted for how popular Connor Gallagher has seemingly become at Atletico.
March 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I've never really rated him much, but I'm absolutely delighted for how popular Connor Gallagher has seemingly become at Atletico.
Every time I think about going back to Twitter, I log in, see a Rory Jennings take on my For You page, scratch my head as to how and why he has ended up having the platform he has, regret spending £30k going to uni doing a sport journalism degree, and log out again.
March 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Every time I think about going back to Twitter, I log in, see a Rory Jennings take on my For You page, scratch my head as to how and why he has ended up having the platform he has, regret spending £30k going to uni doing a sport journalism degree, and log out again.
Don't get me wrong, I like Bluesky, it's nice, but I'm at the point where my timeline is always quiet, the Discover page is just people I follow rather than actual suggestions and there's a huge lack of actually funny posts. I'm holding on, but willpower is fading fast
March 2, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Don't get me wrong, I like Bluesky, it's nice, but I'm at the point where my timeline is always quiet, the Discover page is just people I follow rather than actual suggestions and there's a huge lack of actually funny posts. I'm holding on, but willpower is fading fast
JAM.
February 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
JAM.
'Big lummox' use - perfection.
The game isn't the problem, you big lummox. The prices are... 🤑😡
February 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
'Big lummox' use - perfection.
Something I will never be able to get my head around is services like Sky and mobile phone providers, who you spend ages haggling and eventually signing a contract tying you in for 2 years, being able to just up their costs every April regardless of your contract.
I know 'small print', but come on.
I know 'small print', but come on.
February 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Something I will never be able to get my head around is services like Sky and mobile phone providers, who you spend ages haggling and eventually signing a contract tying you in for 2 years, being able to just up their costs every April regardless of your contract.
I know 'small print', but come on.
I know 'small print', but come on.
Literally every time city have been fouled, it's not really a foul according to Glenn.
I don't mind Glenn Hoddle as a pundit too much, but he's dull as fuck on comms... and basically cheering Spurs on.
February 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Literally every time city have been fouled, it's not really a foul according to Glenn.
Would let Nunes go at half time, why wait til summer, he's so far below the level we need.
February 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Would let Nunes go at half time, why wait til summer, he's so far below the level we need.
I don't mind Glenn Hoddle as a pundit too much, but he's dull as fuck on comms... and basically cheering Spurs on.
February 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I don't mind Glenn Hoddle as a pundit too much, but he's dull as fuck on comms... and basically cheering Spurs on.
The worst part of City's season is far and away throwing that game in pathetic fashion against United. They'd literally be going down without those points.
February 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The worst part of City's season is far and away throwing that game in pathetic fashion against United. They'd literally be going down without those points.
Are commentators programmed to pick on the Uzbek? Nunes just robbed in possession, Matterface says Khusanov has been pickpocketed.
February 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Are commentators programmed to pick on the Uzbek? Nunes just robbed in possession, Matterface says Khusanov has been pickpocketed.
That Arsenal red is a weird one. I've no idea how to explain this, but it's both a red, and also not. Don't ask me how that works, I'm confused myself.
February 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
That Arsenal red is a weird one. I've no idea how to explain this, but it's both a red, and also not. Don't ask me how that works, I'm confused myself.
It's all good 'building a platform' but when your middle order are all out of form, it's just something higher for them to fall off of. Managing just over a run a ball since Root went against this attack is shameful.
February 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It's all good 'building a platform' but when your middle order are all out of form, it's just something higher for them to fall off of. Managing just over a run a ball since Root went against this attack is shameful.
Talks of 400 3 overs ago going to end up in 280 all out.
February 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Talks of 400 3 overs ago going to end up in 280 all out.
Every now and then I do wonder how different life would have been had City signed Isco under Pellegrini.
February 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Every now and then I do wonder how different life would have been had City signed Isco under Pellegrini.
Hahahahaahahahahahah Rio Ferdinand has unironically just stated that Real Madrid are experts at replacing players with brilliant younger talent.
Real Mafuckingdrid, notorious for struggling to attract good players of course.
Real Mafuckingdrid, notorious for struggling to attract good players of course.
February 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hahahahaahahahahahah Rio Ferdinand has unironically just stated that Real Madrid are experts at replacing players with brilliant younger talent.
Real Mafuckingdrid, notorious for struggling to attract good players of course.
Real Mafuckingdrid, notorious for struggling to attract good players of course.
Ferdinand has just cheered a goal as a commentator.
February 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Ferdinand has just cheered a goal as a commentator.
Nothing I'm adding to the timeline here. Expected better tonight, but not much. Defence is decimated with injuries, midfield still slower than my Nan and forwards struggling to hold onto the ball or beat their man.
As before, get top 4, roll on summer, leave this season well and truly in the past.
As before, get top 4, roll on summer, leave this season well and truly in the past.
February 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Nothing I'm adding to the timeline here. Expected better tonight, but not much. Defence is decimated with injuries, midfield still slower than my Nan and forwards struggling to hold onto the ball or beat their man.
As before, get top 4, roll on summer, leave this season well and truly in the past.
As before, get top 4, roll on summer, leave this season well and truly in the past.
Genuinely, who do they think are the target audience here. We're playing dire, I don't need this on top.
Mcmanaman and Ferdinand on fanzone is the biggest yawn. Commentate like adults ffs. Stop calling people ballers and killers. Mcmanaman audibly cheering in the background earlier as well.
February 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Genuinely, who do they think are the target audience here. We're playing dire, I don't need this on top.
Mcmanaman and Ferdinand on fanzone is the biggest yawn. Commentate like adults ffs. Stop calling people ballers and killers. Mcmanaman audibly cheering in the background earlier as well.
February 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Mcmanaman and Ferdinand on fanzone is the biggest yawn. Commentate like adults ffs. Stop calling people ballers and killers. Mcmanaman audibly cheering in the background earlier as well.
Telling you all now, Khusanov gets sent off tonight
February 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Telling you all now, Khusanov gets sent off tonight
Still refusing to post on Twitter, cos I'm high and mighty and stubborn and changing the world one non-tweet at a time, but how very cricket stats of Sky Sports.
United were 8 clear after 32 games in 2012 and didn't win the title 👀👀👀👀👀
United were 8 clear after 32 games in 2012 and didn't win the title 👀👀👀👀👀
February 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Still refusing to post on Twitter, cos I'm high and mighty and stubborn and changing the world one non-tweet at a time, but how very cricket stats of Sky Sports.
United were 8 clear after 32 games in 2012 and didn't win the title 👀👀👀👀👀
United were 8 clear after 32 games in 2012 and didn't win the title 👀👀👀👀👀
