Lance Roggendorff
@lroggendorff.bsky.social
Web craftsperson; occasional homebrewer
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Capitalists gonna capitalize.
“Agentic Orange”
wait…
wait…
"Agentic honeypot"
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
“Agentic Orange”
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wait…
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
This is a BOP
hit play
Apologies in advance. This is from 2004 or something 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
This is a BOP
Well, that’s convenient…
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Well, that’s convenient…
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i'd say the midterm-level turnout for a special election is even more ominous than the swing
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i'd say the midterm-level turnout for a special election is even more ominous than the swing
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Appreciation post for @aftynbehn.bsky.social! What an incredible candidate, organizer, and leader. She scared the entire regime and all their donors. The swing we're seeing tonight implies a blue tsunami next year if Dem voters choose fighters like Aftyn in the coming primaires. Thank you Aftyn!!!
We’re so grateful to @aftynbehn.bsky.social for running an incredible grassroots campaign that made Republicans sweat in a deep-red district. Thank you to everybody in #TN07, across Tennessee, and nationwide for making this special election closer than anyone imagined it could be.
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Appreciation post for @aftynbehn.bsky.social! What an incredible candidate, organizer, and leader. She scared the entire regime and all their donors. The swing we're seeing tonight implies a blue tsunami next year if Dem voters choose fighters like Aftyn in the coming primaires. Thank you Aftyn!!!
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Tonight, a deep south +22 R district became a +4 R district.
The Republicans are totally screwed in the midterms.
The Republicans are totally screwed in the midterms.
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
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In Davidson County, no Election Day vote has been reported. In Williamson, only four of 10 precincts have come in. #TennesseeCD7
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
In Davidson County, no Election Day vote has been reported. In Williamson, only four of 10 precincts have come in. #TennesseeCD7
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TODAY IS THE DAY!
GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM
WE GOT THIS!!!!!!
GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM
WE GOT THIS!!!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
TODAY IS THE DAY!
GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM
WE GOT THIS!!!!!!
GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM
WE GOT THIS!!!!!!
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Vice President Gore giving a barn burner Election Eve rally for @aftynbehn.bsky.social! Up next: @aoc.bsky.social who’s just chilling in Zoom chat now :) #TN07
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Vice President Gore giving a barn burner Election Eve rally for @aftynbehn.bsky.social! Up next: @aoc.bsky.social who’s just chilling in Zoom chat now :) #TN07
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Man, wouldn't it be great if the majority of folks in #TN-7 voted their conscience & sent @aftynbehn.bsky.social to Congress?
HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE COUNTRY OVER PARTY, TENNESSEE?! WOOT! 🇺🇸🔥
HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE COUNTRY OVER PARTY, TENNESSEE?! WOOT! 🇺🇸🔥
VOTE FOR THE CANDIDATE THAT WILL WORK TO EARN YOUR VOTE
Tomorrow is election day, TN-7, and I'm humbly asking for your vote. I promise to be accessible and only beholden to the voters of the district, never donors or special interests. Polls open at 7 AM & close at 7 PM. Let's go out and win this!
Tomorrow is election day, TN-7, and I'm humbly asking for your vote. I promise to be accessible and only beholden to the voters of the district, never donors or special interests. Polls open at 7 AM & close at 7 PM. Let's go out and win this!
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Man, wouldn't it be great if the majority of folks in #TN-7 voted their conscience & sent @aftynbehn.bsky.social to Congress?
HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE COUNTRY OVER PARTY, TENNESSEE?! WOOT! 🇺🇸🔥
HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE COUNTRY OVER PARTY, TENNESSEE?! WOOT! 🇺🇸🔥
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During promotional visits for her perfume lines, Taylor would quietly visit AIDS hospices. In San Francisco, she asked patients “if she could arrange to have their dogs walked; she asked if she could call their mothers for them or write letters for them.”
“In the early days it was a lonely battle. Studio heads whom Taylor had made lots of money for hung up on her … Some of her friends and advisers told her to stay away from HIV and AIDS because it could end her career.” www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/20...
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
During promotional visits for her perfume lines, Taylor would quietly visit AIDS hospices. In San Francisco, she asked patients “if she could arrange to have their dogs walked; she asked if she could call their mothers for them or write letters for them.”
Just gotta Kool-Aid Man in there.
A lot of folks are rightfully laughing about the weird names and how everything appears to be a bathroom or half bath... I am amused because this house? Has no entrance. 🤣
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Just gotta Kool-Aid Man in there.
Ah yes, Loch Nessy Ladleism…
Eh, I’d subscribe for a bit, anyway.
Eh, I’d subscribe for a bit, anyway.
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Ah yes, Loch Nessy Ladleism…
Eh, I’d subscribe for a bit, anyway.
Eh, I’d subscribe for a bit, anyway.
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Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
I'm so tired of measles.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
Gallatin Co. reports 2nd measles case, warns of exposure sites nbcmontana.com/news/local/g...
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
Even Olive Oyl would ship these right back.
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Even Olive Oyl would ship these right back.
I tend towards “that’s odd”, but yes, exactly.
what people think hacking is like: Mr. Robot
what hacking is actually like: Hmm. That’s weird
what hacking is actually like: Hmm. That’s weird
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I tend towards “that’s odd”, but yes, exactly.
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Writes @betsyphillips.bsky.social: Republican Van Epps is still heavily favored to win the 7th Congressional District — but thanks to Democrat Behn, this race is no cakewalk.
It's Fun to Watch Behn Give Van Epps a Run for His Money
Republican Van Epps is still heavily favored to win the 7th — but thanks to Democrat Behn, this race is no cakewalk
www.nashvillescene.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Writes @betsyphillips.bsky.social: Republican Van Epps is still heavily favored to win the 7th Congressional District — but thanks to Democrat Behn, this race is no cakewalk.
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Energy transitions can happen faster than we think:
In 2000 almost 90% of Denmark's electricity was from fossil fuels.
In 2024 less than 10% of Danish electricity was from fossil fuels.
In 2000 almost 90% of Denmark's electricity was from fossil fuels.
In 2024 less than 10% of Danish electricity was from fossil fuels.
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Energy transitions can happen faster than we think:
In 2000 almost 90% of Denmark's electricity was from fossil fuels.
In 2024 less than 10% of Danish electricity was from fossil fuels.
In 2000 almost 90% of Denmark's electricity was from fossil fuels.
In 2024 less than 10% of Danish electricity was from fossil fuels.
We interrupt this broadcast to make sure everyone sees this cat’s butt. Thank you.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
We interrupt this broadcast to make sure everyone sees this cat’s butt. Thank you.
What the who the what how now?
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
What the who the what how now?
Oh, and if I may continue: shit
Analysts show that capital expenditures on AI were so big over the last 6 months they added more to the GDP than *all consumer spending*. That growth is offsetting pain from the tariffs and slow job growth.
So the AI bubble may be propping up the whole US economy. What happens if and when it pops?
So the AI bubble may be propping up the whole US economy. What happens if and when it pops?
The AI bubble is so big it's propping up the US economy (for now)
Plus how American professors are fighting back against the AI onslaught, a backlash over AI models in Vogue, and more.
www.bloodinthemachine.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Oh, and if I may continue: shit
“You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.”
So technically the sixth thing was a video of this leopard at the zoo… which totally makes sense.
The actual picture after that was of some mean chicken fettuccine alfredo… which also makes sense.
So technically the sixth thing was a video of this leopard at the zoo… which totally makes sense.
The actual picture after that was of some mean chicken fettuccine alfredo… which also makes sense.
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
“You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.”
So technically the sixth thing was a video of this leopard at the zoo… which totally makes sense.
The actual picture after that was of some mean chicken fettuccine alfredo… which also makes sense.
So technically the sixth thing was a video of this leopard at the zoo… which totally makes sense.
The actual picture after that was of some mean chicken fettuccine alfredo… which also makes sense.