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emergency tenor in DC
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Dispatch #23767 from NROL-82 (ACCM)

1. Creepy Sewage
2. Great Content
December 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of November!
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Starting //// going
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Anyone who treats violence perpetrated by the state as a joke should be nowhere near decisions regarding the use of force.
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Run clubs are basically Santacon only they strike without any warning to ruin a coffee shop before you’re even awake enough to defend yourself
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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IMINT #00745 from NROL-82 (UNCLASSIFIED)

1. Nerdcore Park
2. Spacecraft Bog
3. Secure Decorative Gourds
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Our national security depends on people who think you can just Post Through It
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Stephen Miller’s ancestors were Jewish refugees from the pogroms in czarist Russia. They came to the U.S. in the early twentieth century, even as racists said this same stuff about them.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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this is just gutter racism
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Happiest of Days (And Leftovers) to You and Yours!

#Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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someone’s having a nice safe thanksgiving in his military housing while the service members who he dragged to DC are getting shot for his fascist bullshit
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Violence has no place in America. Michelle and I are praying for the servicemembers shot in Washington, DC today, and send our love to their families as they enter this holiday season under the most tragic of circumstances.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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as always:
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Imagine a maga family serving a huge trough of warm beef tallow, everyone ladling it into bowls and slurping it up. No seasonings, no other food. Just beef tallow for extra manliness.
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Take a minute.
this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Scottish clan or Southern College Fraternity/Sorority president first name?
Cameron
Ainslie
Calder
Crosbie
Fletcher
Barclay
Gray
Baillie
Logan
Boyd
Mackenzie
Brodie
Anderson
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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The snowy owls sitting on Montrose Pier this foggy morning. The Chicago Park District has closed the pier’s far end to keep people from getting too close.
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM