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I’m nominating The Onion for the Melania photo of the year award.
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m nominating The Onion for the Melania photo of the year award.
Well, the Russians were warned in advance to move out their 'advisors,' and—by some odd coincidence—the intended targets were also relocated before the attacks. So the information wasn’t leaked to the press, which apparently matters more than leaking it to the enemy.
June 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Well, the Russians were warned in advance to move out their 'advisors,' and—by some odd coincidence—the intended targets were also relocated before the attacks. So the information wasn’t leaked to the press, which apparently matters more than leaking it to the enemy.
Trump is copying Putin's playbook. Putin used major sporting events as precursors to invasions. What will Trump use the World Cup and the Olympics for?
June 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Trump is copying Putin's playbook. Putin used major sporting events as precursors to invasions. What will Trump use the World Cup and the Olympics for?
Moscow is collecting wealth from resource-rich regions, while the people there live in poverty and send their sons to die on the other side of the world. The soldiers who return will likely have strong opinions about that.
May 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Moscow is collecting wealth from resource-rich regions, while the people there live in poverty and send their sons to die on the other side of the world. The soldiers who return will likely have strong opinions about that.
This is the buffer zone that should be discussed.
May 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This is the buffer zone that should be discussed.
This Kingsley Wilson?
May 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
This Kingsley Wilson?
This is the only buffer zone that makes sense. If Trump knew how to negotiate, the question would be whether it should be 50 or 100 miles wide.
May 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
This is the only buffer zone that makes sense. If Trump knew how to negotiate, the question would be whether it should be 50 or 100 miles wide.
Pretty sure this is the one he’s talking about—four engines, perfect!
May 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Pretty sure this is the one he’s talking about—four engines, perfect!
If pro-Russia and pro-Israel are the same position, how do we explain the fact that Hamas is pro-Russia but violently anti-Israel?
May 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
If pro-Russia and pro-Israel are the same position, how do we explain the fact that Hamas is pro-Russia but violently anti-Israel?
Trump is not a strategic thinker. He is giving Africa to China and Russia, closing U.S. embassies, removing aid, and walking away from decades of alliance with Egypt, pushing them into the arms of China. Yet he still wants to keep control over the Suez Canal?
April 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Trump is not a strategic thinker. He is giving Africa to China and Russia, closing U.S. embassies, removing aid, and walking away from decades of alliance with Egypt, pushing them into the arms of China. Yet he still wants to keep control over the Suez Canal?
There is only one suitable rock and Australia won't allow it.
April 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
There is only one suitable rock and Australia won't allow it.
Congrats, she fits the description too.
March 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Congrats, she fits the description too.
There is a word for that.
March 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
There is a word for that.
A new noun for the dictionary
March 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
A new noun for the dictionary
..but I won't say a word to the Chinese, I promise! We are not that close.
March 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
..but I won't say a word to the Chinese, I promise! We are not that close.
Trump after speaking with his master
March 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Trump after speaking with his master
I trust Kash Patel will also release the recordings from the Dulles meeting 29th of June 2024.
March 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I trust Kash Patel will also release the recordings from the Dulles meeting 29th of June 2024.
There are billboards all over Russia saying "Alaska is ours". Wouldn't surprise me if Putin demanded it back and instead of refusing, Trump started looking for places to relocate 700000 Alaskans. Sarah Palin
February 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
There are billboards all over Russia saying "Alaska is ours". Wouldn't surprise me if Putin demanded it back and instead of refusing, Trump started looking for places to relocate 700000 Alaskans. Sarah Palin