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🔨 1 miesiąc: taśma, młotek i „jakoś to będzie” 😂

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So I put up this cabinet... but now every time you open it, it shakes like it's got a secret to tell. Not sure if it's a design feature or if I messed up, but hey, it’s interactive storage, right? 🚪💥 #LowBudgetRepairs #ShakyCabinet #DIYFails #GoodEnough

Cleaning Tip
A carpet is a contractor's best friend (for their feet). When you’ve carried dust from the 4th floor 5 times, you’ll start sweeping it under the rug. Guests won’t notice—why clean twice when you can clean once? 😅 #LowBudgetRepairs #DIY #ContractorLife

Cleaning Up After Work
Cleaning up after a job: sometimes the trash just gets hidden behind the closet or thrown out the window 😜. Why clean twice when you can clean once? #LowBudgetRepairs #DIY #Housework

Note for Demanding Clients
Got a client checking every tile for straightness. When they’re picky, I pull out the tape measure and level. At least I’ll only mess up by half a meter instead of a meter! #LowBudgetRepairs #DIY #PerfectionIsOverrated

Laying Tiles in the Bathroom
Bathroom renovation means laying tiles! Used gray tape to hold them while the glue dried 🤫. Sometimes, you just have to improvise. Also, save those tile scraps – they come in handy later! #LowBudgetRepairs #TileWork #DIY

Painting a Blue Wall with a Black Cat
Client wanted a blue wall and a black cat painted on it. I did my best, even taped off the cat carefully. He was super happy with it 🐱🎨! #LowBudgetRepairs #Painting #DIY

Spackling and Painting the Hallway
Started fixing big holes in the hallway, but ran out of spackle. Did I buy more? Nah, just painted over it and hoped the client wouldn’t notice. But... he noticed 😬. Didn’t get paid for that one! #LowBudgetRepairs #DIYFails #HomeImprovement

Hanging a Picture on the Wall
Quick job: client wanted a pricey painting hung in the kitchen. Drilled a couple of holes, and bam, it’s hanging! Might’ve drilled a few extra holes after a couple of beers, but it’s hidden behind the painting 😅. #LowBudgetRepairs #DIY #PainterLife