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Offhand, I can't recall a moment when Schumer wasn't reading from something, as opposed to just speaking from his gut. It makes it sound like he's reading from a shopping list, no matter how many swear words he's been told to stick in to make it sound "authentic".
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Offhand, I can't recall a moment when Schumer wasn't reading from something, as opposed to just speaking from his gut. It makes it sound like he's reading from a shopping list, no matter how many swear words he's been told to stick in to make it sound "authentic".
Harry Truman said that if voters are given the choice between a Republican and someone who acts like a Republican, they'll choose the Republican every time.
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Harry Truman said that if voters are given the choice between a Republican and someone who acts like a Republican, they'll choose the Republican every time.
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
Unless, of course, said human was heavily medicated.
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Unless, of course, said human was heavily medicated.
No dialogue. Brillliant performance.
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
No dialogue. Brillliant performance.
That sounds horrendous but, on the other hand, you'd know they were both in the same spot and you could scrupulously avoid going to that spot.
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
That sounds horrendous but, on the other hand, you'd know they were both in the same spot and you could scrupulously avoid going to that spot.
Yes, FIFA is/are a cringing coward/s, but it's an international operation and I'm trying to figure how this insanity sells across the planet?
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Yes, FIFA is/are a cringing coward/s, but it's an international operation and I'm trying to figure how this insanity sells across the planet?
Perhaps there's a school for sociopaths.
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Perhaps there's a school for sociopaths.
In my experience, most librarians are.
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
In my experience, most librarians are.
Yes. Thank you for this.
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Yes. Thank you for this.
They'll keep trying. No one wants to be the sucker who delivers the word that the case is a dog.
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
They'll keep trying. No one wants to be the sucker who delivers the word that the case is a dog.
And he's shocked that he's incompetent?
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
And he's shocked that he's incompetent?
It used to be a relatively common practice to simply laugh some people out of the room. Maybe we're losing that skill.
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It used to be a relatively common practice to simply laugh some people out of the room. Maybe we're losing that skill.
Has anyone even bothered to ask how they know the boat was carrying drugs?
December 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Has anyone even bothered to ask how they know the boat was carrying drugs?
I respectfully suggest that they've understood that all along. But they're not as intimidated as before.
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I respectfully suggest that they've understood that all along. But they're not as intimidated as before.
Probably planning on holding their breaths and then diving deep to deliver their murderous contraband to a submerged North Korean sub.
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Probably planning on holding their breaths and then diving deep to deliver their murderous contraband to a submerged North Korean sub.
That's nice. Always a good idea to hone your skills. Practice makes perfect, and all that.
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
That's nice. Always a good idea to hone your skills. Practice makes perfect, and all that.
Now there's an audience for this psychotic crap. There are people who enjoy hearing it.
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Now there's an audience for this psychotic crap. There are people who enjoy hearing it.