It’s time for my favorite weekend activity - hijacking the TouchTunes at whatever bar my husband is in from my couch!!
March 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It’s time for my favorite weekend activity - hijacking the TouchTunes at whatever bar my husband is in from my couch!!
Who doesn’t love a piece of ✨well done✨ chicken thigh? 🤣🤣
March 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Who doesn’t love a piece of ✨well done✨ chicken thigh? 🤣🤣
On the same day TikTok told me I could control touch tunes at any bar I wanted, I also remembered purchasing a shit ton of credits the last time I went out and had two drinks.
March 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
On the same day TikTok told me I could control touch tunes at any bar I wanted, I also remembered purchasing a shit ton of credits the last time I went out and had two drinks.
TREATZA PIZZAS are DISCONTINUED?!
March 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
TREATZA PIZZAS are DISCONTINUED?!
lol do not look at your retirement accounts
March 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
lol do not look at your retirement accounts
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
Is everything actually bad or is my ponytail too tight?
March 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Is everything actually bad or is my ponytail too tight?
UGH o just want to be at home watching my murder shows as god intended.
March 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
UGH o just want to be at home watching my murder shows as god intended.
Almost 6 months post AVR and my chest wall still hurts and it was worth it but I’m gonna pout about it
March 2, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Almost 6 months post AVR and my chest wall still hurts and it was worth it but I’m gonna pout about it
I was going to go to bed soon. But I accidentally found the socials of a company that does intricate pleating on luxury fabrics using a paper molds so here we are now and will be until I’ve fought through the melatonin.
February 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I was going to go to bed soon. But I accidentally found the socials of a company that does intricate pleating on luxury fabrics using a paper molds so here we are now and will be until I’ve fought through the melatonin.
Knoephla soup is weekend-easy but a pain in the ass after a workday but it’s cold enough that I’m willing to go for it tonight.
February 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Knoephla soup is weekend-easy but a pain in the ass after a workday but it’s cold enough that I’m willing to go for it tonight.
Overbearing Polish mothers create overbearing Polish daughters ✨with anxiety✨ who will summon an aunt, a cousin, and the law enforcement officers next door if you don’t pay attention to your missed calls or texts for 3 days.
February 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Overbearing Polish mothers create overbearing Polish daughters ✨with anxiety✨ who will summon an aunt, a cousin, and the law enforcement officers next door if you don’t pay attention to your missed calls or texts for 3 days.
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I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier
February 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier
I have a smol boy who is roughly the same size as his weighted sleep stuffy and it’s the cutest thing ever.
January 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I have a smol boy who is roughly the same size as his weighted sleep stuffy and it’s the cutest thing ever.
Quarterly reminder there’s nothing stopping you from drunk dialing your congressional representatives.
January 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Quarterly reminder there’s nothing stopping you from drunk dialing your congressional representatives.
I can keep myself emotionally regulated and sometimes (SOMETIMES) my toddler but I can’t manage the two of us AND my spouse, too.
January 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I can keep myself emotionally regulated and sometimes (SOMETIMES) my toddler but I can’t manage the two of us AND my spouse, too.
Might be buying a minivan tonight and the thought of having a car payment again makes me wanna barf but not as much as 3-4 massive surprise repair bills per year.
January 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Might be buying a minivan tonight and the thought of having a car payment again makes me wanna barf but not as much as 3-4 massive surprise repair bills per year.
I love the TikToks about maintaining a cleaning routine each day so you never have to do a big reset where the creator clearly doesn’t have a 3 year old tornado seeking destruction on heels every moment of every day.
My life is a perpetual reset.
My life is a perpetual reset.
January 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I love the TikToks about maintaining a cleaning routine each day so you never have to do a big reset where the creator clearly doesn’t have a 3 year old tornado seeking destruction on heels every moment of every day.
My life is a perpetual reset.
My life is a perpetual reset.
I have my first cold post-op and can’t take most meds bc interactions but I keep constantly and violently sneezing to the point that it’s funny but also I want to cry
December 29, 2024 at 5:47 AM
I have my first cold post-op and can’t take most meds bc interactions but I keep constantly and violently sneezing to the point that it’s funny but also I want to cry
@clarahedwig.bsky.social do you do gwiazdeczka?
December 25, 2024 at 6:29 AM
@clarahedwig.bsky.social do you do gwiazdeczka?
Bought the kids Christmas jammies early and put them somewhere safe.
TOO safe.
TOO safe.
December 24, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Bought the kids Christmas jammies early and put them somewhere safe.
TOO safe.
TOO safe.
My (stepbutwedontsaythat) daughters came home from Christmas yesterday and my oldest needed ALL new clothes, sits in the front seat, and put together an outfit with a lace top under a concert tee.
WHERE MY BABY AT THO
BRING HER TO ME
WHERE MY BABY AT THO
BRING HER TO ME
December 22, 2024 at 3:54 AM
My (stepbutwedontsaythat) daughters came home from Christmas yesterday and my oldest needed ALL new clothes, sits in the front seat, and put together an outfit with a lace top under a concert tee.
WHERE MY BABY AT THO
BRING HER TO ME
WHERE MY BABY AT THO
BRING HER TO ME
Do I want to listen to my romcom murder murder book or my ina garten memoir* while I try to bust through 12 days of work in 3?
*I contain multitudes
*I contain multitudes
December 18, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Do I want to listen to my romcom murder murder book or my ina garten memoir* while I try to bust through 12 days of work in 3?
*I contain multitudes
*I contain multitudes