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Draining the sake cask -behold  a gallon flower vase |

barley (he/him) dad

I post about critters and nature, food, mushrooms, etc. ty for wearing a mask 😷, reconsider if you don't.
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This thing is the best, I stg. And it’s only like $4
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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A new tower! He completely destroyed his old one. Gonna get him a bigger one this time.
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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My MIL usually gets me presents for her "grandchildren" so I put a couple pricier items on my wishlist. We'll see how it plays out but I hope it's one of those exercise wheels they can run on
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
what's everyone getting their cats for the holidays
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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we're all at the supermarket hugging the Grinch
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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any new followers want a follow back? Reply 👇 below with something nice like "fuck the police" 🤗
November 24, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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getting some random new followers with American flags and stuff in their bio..

hey did you know obama bowled a perfect game at his wedding? Google "Obama wedding strikes" for more info
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
we're all at the supermarket hugging the Grinch
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
6yo: daddy what's the first line in Mary had a little lamb?

me: Mary has a little lamb?

6yo: oh yeah
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
me and the boys on fridays
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Baby bigfoot of lembo lake. He's a baby bigfoot. He swings in the trees.
What’s the lore behind your local cryptid?
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Behold! You have been blessed by the Capybara shaped chicken tender.

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November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I have to imagine it would be fairly easy to do a cask of Amontillado thing on hegseth
December 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I have to imagine it would be fairly easy to do a cask of Amontillado thing on hegseth
December 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
let 👏 me 👏 strike 👏 hegseth 👏 with 👏 a 👏 missile 👏 🚀
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
you ever lose your memory entirely? nah me neither haha, anyway what's my name again?
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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"but can't they tell youre a hamburglar based on how you're dressed?"

of course they can! however they're severely tired from overwork and hallucinations induced by the fry oil is fairly common
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Found it
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"but can't they tell youre a hamburglar based on how you're dressed?"

of course they can! however they're severely tired from overwork and hallucinations induced by the fry oil is fairly common
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Where's the dang snow
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
saw an article saying "why is openai losing so much money ??" it almost seems on purpose huh
capitalist economies need commodities consumed or else theres nothing to produce. at the same time, it minimizes the proportion of value for workers - so workers can't consume enough.

the answer? historically, war. blow stuff up. Big Tech bubbles work similarly and capital benefits from them.
Idk why all these people are so dead set on burning fortunes on AI when biotechnology, particularly medical technology, has been where the really spectacular advances have been made recently. mRNA and it's implications should be getting all of the money.
December 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Behold! You have been blessed by the Capybara shaped chicken tender.

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November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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"not today, freak!" i level my pistol and fire. the live studio audience screams as the temple guard falls like a sack of potatoes during the filming of the last ever episode of Legends of The Hidden Temple
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM