"what have you got in there?"
"three cups of coffee and a choc ice".
"three cups of coffee and a choc ice".
My brother asked how a thermos knows to keep something hot or keep it cold. At nine years old, I thought this was an amazingly profound question.
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"what have you got in there?"
"three cups of coffee and a choc ice".
"three cups of coffee and a choc ice".
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I never plug my prints at night but I see everyone else does do here’s my stuff look. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I never plug my prints at night but I see everyone else does do here’s my stuff look. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
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December 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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it's advent you know what that means
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
it's advent you know what that means
The best Wikipedia sentence you will read today.
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The best Wikipedia sentence you will read today.
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Alright people. What's the thing with the bog standard white plastic garden chair? My memory banks are telling me there's some sort of unified theory of everything, maybe to do with time travel? Along the lines of all food is either soup or salad?
Help me out here....
Help me out here....
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Alright people. What's the thing with the bog standard white plastic garden chair? My memory banks are telling me there's some sort of unified theory of everything, maybe to do with time travel? Along the lines of all food is either soup or salad?
Help me out here....
Help me out here....
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That’s the thing with regeneration; you never know what you’re going to get. #doctorwho #cats #kittens
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
That’s the thing with regeneration; you never know what you’re going to get. #doctorwho #cats #kittens
Do I have any electricians /electric knowers to hand on here? I have a quick query...
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Do I have any electricians /electric knowers to hand on here? I have a quick query...
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Eyebrows should give off enough light to read by.
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Eyebrows should give off enough light to read by.
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It might be ugly, but at least there's room for it.
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It might be ugly, but at least there's room for it.
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Badgers run like old, neglected footstools who have suddenly discovered their own sentience.
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Badgers run like old, neglected footstools who have suddenly discovered their own sentience.
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Write like no one will read it.
Edit like everyone will quote it.
You'll be unstoppable! 🚀
#WritingCommunity #AmWriting #AmEditing #BookSky #WriteSky
Edit like everyone will quote it.
You'll be unstoppable! 🚀
#WritingCommunity #AmWriting #AmEditing #BookSky #WriteSky
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Write like no one will read it.
Edit like everyone will quote it.
You'll be unstoppable! 🚀
#WritingCommunity #AmWriting #AmEditing #BookSky #WriteSky
Edit like everyone will quote it.
You'll be unstoppable! 🚀
#WritingCommunity #AmWriting #AmEditing #BookSky #WriteSky
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The flip side of this is the male author who was asked about his writing routine, and who talked about how much he loved the feeling that he could close his door and then “the day is completely yours” to focus on writing. He had, at the time, two young children… and, of course, a wife
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
The flip side of this is the male author who was asked about his writing routine, and who talked about how much he loved the feeling that he could close his door and then “the day is completely yours” to focus on writing. He had, at the time, two young children… and, of course, a wife
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Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
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I have watched this about twenty times on a loop.
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I have watched this about twenty times on a loop.
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Just a little short of the 10 grand needed for it to be discussed by Government..
November 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Just a little short of the 10 grand needed for it to be discussed by Government..
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Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys.
Thankyou 💔
Thankyou 💔
November 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys.
Thankyou 💔
Thankyou 💔
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Just paid the aul' income tax for the year and consequently have about two beans left to rub together, so if you've been looking for a bit of Irish art now's a very good time to buy. It's this or train the crows to rob billionaires and I'm running out of cheese bribes
A cost-of-living crisis isn't the easiest time to sell art, but: www.ciaraioch.com is where you can support my work, with each archival-quality print on textured heavy paper being produced here in Ireland, shipping internationally in eco-friendly packaging, with free mini-treats in every order 🎁
November 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Just paid the aul' income tax for the year and consequently have about two beans left to rub together, so if you've been looking for a bit of Irish art now's a very good time to buy. It's this or train the crows to rob billionaires and I'm running out of cheese bribes
September 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM