Je suis désespérément romantique, vraiment il en faut pas beaucoup plus pour conquérir mon cœur

My train is finally moving again, thank you internet, goodbye until next time my train is delayed 👋🏼

And then when the final season came out and Obsidian was revealed: IT WAS A MULTI-FUSION WITH A LAVA SWORD

TO WHICH I WOULD RESPOND (and here come the bragging part)
"Obsidians are lava glass, which means they form from the several stones melting and reforming within specific conditions, so no it could not be my gem because it would obviously be a fusion"
(mind you the final season was not out yet)
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I was also often wearing an obsidian stone that was gifted to me by a soon-to-be lover. I wore it almost as a chocker and the shape fits perfectly between my clavicles
So naturally, some of my friends were saying "of this would be your gem if you were in Steven Universe"
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Only if you're queer (+ pretty sure someone told me this one)
"C'est la plus grande pédale du magasin de vélo"
"The biggest pedal of the bicycle shop" (pédal is the equivalent of "faggot" in French, please do not use it if you're not queer X))

From my grandfather, when something falls on the ground
"Ça tombera pas plus bas"
"It won't fall any lower" (further? Not entirely sure how to translate properly)

From my grandmother
"Dieu seul le sait, et i' s'en fout"
"God only knows, and they don't care"

That means you can make an equivalent joke when someone says that by responding "yeah but cops have helicopter" in English and "ouais mais les flics ont des dents" (yeah but cops have teeth) to get the person to give you what you asked for"

I genuinely felt like a genius