Lottie-pop 🍭
@lottie-pop.bsky.social
Tattooed mum & coffee enthusiast. Living life from one snack to the next.
I’m not cute, it’s just an illusion
November 26, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I’m not cute, it’s just an illusion
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date: I think we’ve actually met before
Picasso: sorry I’m not good with faces
Picasso: sorry I’m not good with faces
November 25, 2024 at 8:39 PM
date: I think we’ve actually met before
Picasso: sorry I’m not good with faces
Picasso: sorry I’m not good with faces
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Giving myself directions like, "get up, use the bathroom, make lunch" then ending up in the kitchen holding a new roll of toilet paper asking a cat what the fuck I'm doing... totally normal, right?
November 26, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Giving myself directions like, "get up, use the bathroom, make lunch" then ending up in the kitchen holding a new roll of toilet paper asking a cat what the fuck I'm doing... totally normal, right?
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danny devito is the most underrated disney princess
November 25, 2024 at 6:29 PM
danny devito is the most underrated disney princess
I’d quite like to not go to work tomorrow but my bills and fondness for not being homeless say no
November 26, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I’d quite like to not go to work tomorrow but my bills and fondness for not being homeless say no
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Beautiful intelligent women walk around with imposter syndrome and a shirtless old fucknut will send you a DM asking for a picture because he has all the confidence in the world
November 26, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Beautiful intelligent women walk around with imposter syndrome and a shirtless old fucknut will send you a DM asking for a picture because he has all the confidence in the world
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[sign in the Terminator's kitchen]
come with me if you want to live, laugh, love
come with me if you want to live, laugh, love
November 26, 2024 at 5:47 AM
[sign in the Terminator's kitchen]
come with me if you want to live, laugh, love
come with me if you want to live, laugh, love
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"New day, new me!" I announce hopefully, right before I hit my shin on the bed in the same spot I always do
November 26, 2024 at 1:25 PM
"New day, new me!" I announce hopefully, right before I hit my shin on the bed in the same spot I always do
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There’s no crying in baseball, bird watching, or erotic embroidery.
November 26, 2024 at 1:50 AM
There’s no crying in baseball, bird watching, or erotic embroidery.
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need a dating app for the ppl whose fave thing to do is nothing. no hiking. no adventure. just ordering takeout is enough for me.
November 25, 2024 at 10:52 PM
need a dating app for the ppl whose fave thing to do is nothing. no hiking. no adventure. just ordering takeout is enough for me.
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You have testicles? That's nuts.
May 25, 2023 at 11:04 PM
You have testicles? That's nuts.
I’m no yoga expert but I have mastered the downward spiral
October 14, 2023 at 4:41 PM
I’m no yoga expert but I have mastered the downward spiral
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Hi, I’d like to return these turtles. They don’t do karate
October 13, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Hi, I’d like to return these turtles. They don’t do karate
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I don’t wanna talk anyone anymore unless they can help me break the ancestral curse that has plagued my Dad’s side of the family since the 1800s.
October 14, 2023 at 3:07 PM
I don’t wanna talk anyone anymore unless they can help me break the ancestral curse that has plagued my Dad’s side of the family since the 1800s.
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"I'm street smart", I say, unable to do basic math.
October 11, 2023 at 3:40 AM
"I'm street smart", I say, unable to do basic math.
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The police can never just pull you over. No, they always have a million nosy ass questions: "Why are you naked?" "Whose blood is that?"
October 11, 2023 at 4:26 AM
The police can never just pull you over. No, they always have a million nosy ass questions: "Why are you naked?" "Whose blood is that?"
I don’t agree with ‘you snooze you lose’. Snoozing seems like winning to me
October 10, 2023 at 7:40 PM
I don’t agree with ‘you snooze you lose’. Snoozing seems like winning to me
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I'm like if an intrusive thought was a girl
October 10, 2023 at 2:10 PM
I'm like if an intrusive thought was a girl
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if posting is an art then i’m eating the crayons
October 10, 2023 at 6:33 PM
if posting is an art then i’m eating the crayons
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I can't cut a straight line so I leaned into it with scissors that cut scallops
October 10, 2023 at 5:51 PM
I can't cut a straight line so I leaned into it with scissors that cut scallops
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Why is singing in the shower acceptable but not doing plays?
October 10, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Why is singing in the shower acceptable but not doing plays?