Ah yes, the “I work directly with customers” face. This expression is usually a result of having to smile at a terribly stupid person. Notice the dead eyes, the frozen rictus smile. When the voices in your head are screaming incoherently, with reverb.

Only when I’m awake and not eating tacos.

Oh cool! I needed a new sleep paralysis demon! Thanks

You make a compelling argument that I am currently too terrified to debate.

But what if, and hear me out here, I’m too lazy to come up with dialogue?

Thanks for the reminder, can’t have the tent going up during the holidays.

Why must we destroy the dragon? Why all the hate? Oh. Ohhhh. Never mind, I get it now. Carry on.

I’m not sure what I did to start getting embroidery on my feed, but I don’t regret it.

This clearly ignores the most important part of kissing, showing then your D&D book collection. And that just barely beats out making sure that your car is in park.