Unfortunately, I had to dnf The Sparrow

The description of what happened to his hands was too much body horror for me.

I read Hamster Princess as an adult and wondered where it had been when I was a kid.

And checking back to find the next nearest location, they're now open.

Blame Canada

"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."

"Did elves leave this in my home?"

*Eyes possible elf wine suspiciously while doing a deep dive into possible bad outcomes re: drinking vs rejecting it*

We really need to teach people more about the realities of growing crops

My two brothers are a union electrician and an Air Force veteran transit guy and we’ve all had actual “lifting shit” jobs, had guns waved at us, been in bar fights, and if any of us referred to ourselves as a “high testosterone male” the other two would drive them to the hospital for a
consultation.

"Ever feel like we should have been on a Pink Floyd cover?"

I don't think they really caught on anywhere

Based on that list, I'm not old

(My birth certificate and 8 track copy of The Muppet Movie Soundtrack would disagree)

We had a record player that had a slot for 8 track.

If they'd done this in 2020, they'd have guaranteed social distancing.

1 (not quite that old), 9 (heavy, obnoxious, and they ate batteries), 11 (just never needed to), or, technically, 13 (rented VHS from some chain, but by the time we had Blockbuster membership, DVD had come along)

An excellent cheesecake flavor

Admittedly, I'm not sure cheesecake comes in bad flavors.