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LordThomasF
@lordthomasf.bsky.social
Owner of Face and Junk Men's grooming line and L. F. Wickery Candle Company
YOUR BODY WANTS TO BE SMELLED.

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October 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
FREE SHIPPING for a limited time on Body Bars/Bundles

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September 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
🔥 ENERGIZE – POWER SCRUB

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July 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
BREAKING: Humanity’s Undercarriage Has Officially Been Rescued

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July 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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March 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Experience the Power of Deep Cleansing

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March 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Face and Junk Says: F@K You to Mass-Produced Grooming Products!

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February 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Vote for Face and Junk Daily for the A-List Awards!

It's time to cast your votes for the A-List Awards for Face and Junk.

How to Vote:

Nominate us in two categories:
Beauty - Facial Skincare
Beauty - Beauty Products

You can nominate once per day

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A-List Readers' Choice Awards
St. Louis Magazine's annual celebration of the region’s finest, as voted on by YOU!
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February 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
January 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
🌟The Ultimate Men's Skin Care Routine🌟

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January 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM

Thank you everyone for helping Face and Junk reach 2,000 followers on Instagram. Now let's hit 5,000.

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December 22, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 3:13 AM