me challenging the Supreme Court to a not peeing contest until they all get kidney infections and pass away (I do not survive but democracy does)

“Masturbating is actually having sex with demons”

Like okay?? Then it’s time for them to take a more active role because I’m tired of doing all the work

I’m at the goth barbecue eating corn on the macabre

if you had an astronomical rise to fame, what would be the bitter hubris that lead to your premature death?

keep in mind that though your body of work will be memorialized, your legacy will forever be defined by this singular, tragic struggle.

boygenius this boygenius that. im a girlidiot using a swimsuit for underwear where’s the music for me

the righteous gemstones is just succession for ex-evangelists

the best part about joining a budding social media website is piecing together the intricate web of drama from context clues alone. i feel like scooby freakin doo

haven’t found anyone I trust enough to try the grimace shake with yet

with so many pieces per bite, it’s no wonder rice is a global food phenomenon!

me and my new follower

bupropion has made my depression worse ever since I found out I’m allergic to it