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Shmesh Squishington
@lordshmesh.bsky.social
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I love you, Luna. ♡

[Photos taken by me on my phone]

Tonight's Super Moon is beautiful
Tonight's Super Moon zoomed up close x100 The super Moon from far off, glowing infront of clouds
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME OF THE CEASELESS FLOW THAT IS TIME? I THOUGHT I PURGED YOU FROM MY EXISTENCE!?!? I KNOW FOR A FACT I PURGED THE ART I STILL HAVE THE HAUNTED MEMORIES!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE PAST COMES TO HAUNT US ALL!
an email from DeviantArt: "You've been a deviant for 14 years!" fuck me sideways. I thought I got rid of my account. I *did* nuke it way back when.
October 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Words alone can not express my anger. "Oh it will be fine"

Yeah, NO IT WONT UNTIL THIS HOUSE IS FOOD SECURE AGAIN!

Are we not well off? No of fucking course not or else our kitchen wouldn't look like North Korea [fake food / expired food pretending to be fresh and normal, akin to NK fake towns]
4 filled [and ripped] garbage bags of expired food. This isn't even going into the cans. This is just the fucking cabinet.
October 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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man, I hate being right sometimes. How the fuck, better yet when the fuck did I get infected!? Bah. Whatever. My guess is when I was re-finding old games I used to play when I was a kid awhile back. These could be false positives for all I know but i'ma lean on the safe than sorry side today.
malware bytes detecting shit. One being a RiskWare and the other being an unknown malware detected by malwarebytes's ai thing. Window's Defender giving a clean bill of health
October 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Howdy Partner
Cal Kestis from the game Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order wearing his iconic mullet & 1970's porn star mustache wearing a cartoon cowboy hat. He looks like he's about to yee your haw.
October 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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he looks like he needs a cowboy hat so i gave him one off of etsy :v
the same image as above but with a poorly edited cartoon cowboy hat
October 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Being seen now/soon.

I really hope i dont have to stay overnight. This place has given me nightmares. I hope they can rinse my eyes better than I could.

I am not risking losing my vision by waiting. I will wade through the sea of nightmares by coming back to the source of one of them if I must.
Hesitantly thumbs up in a hospital bed with a jacket and two of my closest stuffed animals because the hospital is fucking scary.
October 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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I drew some fantasy bananas because I needed an outlet and a distraction from panic and discomfort. It worked. I feel better now.

Here's a bundle of Pablos Babies ♡!

Named after one of my favorite Backyard Baseball characters Pablo Ramón Sanchez aka the Secret Weapon!
Image is a drawing of fantasy bananas. Its pretty okay considering I haven't drawn in awhile much less rendered it in The banana colors are as follows: Purple for the stems and end bits while the flesh is green. There's a bright blue sticker on one of the bananas that reads "Pablos Babies" I would of made them yellow and brown but...where's the fun in that?
October 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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going through my World of Warcraft account's characters and oh my god...Memory after memory after memory. Memories I put in [now dusty] boxes and never thought I'd unpack again but here I am.

Hell there's even a precursor to my Dungeons & Dragons character Stabby McStabbersson!

Meet McBackStabzz!
A Goblin Rogue on World of Warcraft named McBackStabzz. He is Level 3 lol
October 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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as I totally missed out on them. I really want to play those races as a druid. I remember seeing the concept art and 3d models of it for the first time and geeking the fuck out. I still have that reaction, they're still epic as all get out. Like..LOOK AT THEM
The Zandari Troll transformations for druid. The cat is like a tusked 4 legged dinosaur, the travel form is like a raptor with tusks, flight is like a pterodactyl, the moonkin's also like a raptor, the aquatic is just a epic shark and the bear's like a stoneskin bear its fugly but i like it. He's mean lookin' Image from https://warcraft-secrets.com/guides/zandalari-trolls-allied-race here's the kul tiran transformations. They're a lot more druidic in nature and a lot more woodsy like. The cat is like a treant wolf, the travel is like a wooded dear, the aquatic is like a undead mantee with moss on it, the flight's like an undead raven but green and insteado f wings its like branches?? The bear transformations also cool. Looking undead and tree-like. image from https://warcraft-secrets.com/guides/kul-tiran-humans-allied-race
October 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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So, remember when I said that "One day" I'd be getting back into World of Warcraft?

....Yeah.....Uh, that might be happening one day soon™.

If my computer can run it well enough and not croak in the process while trying to steam/record, I'll try to record/stream the experience for you.
It's a downloading screen it's roughly as follows: ~ = yellow/done - = gray/not done ~~~~~~~~----------- 47% || 51.82 / 110.33 GB @ 63.21 MB/s
October 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Once Upon A Time The French Had A Real Problem With The 1% *Image of a bloodied guillotine outside of what looks to be a prison or slaughterhouse. Could be both. It's probably both. Anywho, the guillotine is cocked and ready for it's next user* THEY SOLVED IT
September 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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I am wishful for a peaceful solution,However with how things go with tyrants, they rarely go down peacefully and most always need to be made an example of.
Mussolini and his facist cronies being hung upsidedown, dead and being shown off to the public what happens to fascists. Titled "The End" this picture was taken April 29th, 1945 Shown: The corpse of Mussolini (second from left) next to his Mistress Petacci (middle) and other executed fascists in Piazzale Loreto, Milan, 1945. Go learn more over at https://www.nationalww2museum.org/death-of-benito-mussolini Its where i took this picture from.
September 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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i see an alligator or some dinosaur chasing a cow lol
a photo of the same photo above but the clouds have a a very poor drawing on them of the aligator/dinosaur in question with the cow. The cow has a speech bubble going : "MOO [help]"
September 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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The #ffxiv PvP season ends with patch 7.35's maintenance! Here's the official lodestone link below for more details:

na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/to...

Be sure to get your frontlines daily & your pvp in if you want the season rewards which include this sick af outfit and cute gobtank minions
my character showing off the back of the latest PvP "Air Cell" gear that can be obtained currently before patch 7.35 by ranking up to rank 25 of the season rewards. On the back of the jacket is a glamrock-esk chocobo. my character showing off the front end of the "Air Cell" outfit. Its very sporty and somewhat modern sci-fi esk. Personally, I like it because of the back portion which shows off a glamrock-esk chocobo the blue gobtank minion also apart of the season pvp rewards the red gobtank minion which is also apart of the pvp season rewards
September 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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after a very rough few months, fighting in a brace, heavily medicated and practically fighting one handed half the damn time, I finally got it.

now i can rest until the next season x_x lol
the current pvp set in ffxiv - it is called "Air Cell" it is the rank 25 reward. This is the front view. It is modern and techy looking with baggy shorts, long emo belts. It looks like something out of a sporty hot topic from the early 2000s to maybe early 2010s with the colors being neon piss lime green for one of the accents[think of like a very bright lime], pearl white for the other accents [mainly on the jacket and sleeves], and raven black for the main colors of everything else. I love it so much the current pvp set in ffxiv - it is called "Air Cell" it is the rank 25 reward. This is the back view. It is modern and techy looking with baggy shorts, long emo belts. It looks like something out of a sporty hot topic from the early 2000s maybe early 2010s if you were lucky with the colors being neon piss lime green for one of the accents[think of like a very bright lime], pearl white for the other accents [mainly on the jacket and sleeves], and raven black for the main colors of everything else. On the back of the jacket is a vibrant colored chocobo in the colors of yellow, orangeish red, and teal green/blue. It is very pretty. Absolutely one of my new favorite pvp gear sets :3 ♥
September 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Caw caw.

I love blue jays ♡
A scrawny blue jay looking in the direction of the camera. Same scrawny blue jay but his head is turned to the side Same scrawny bluejay but his head is turned completely opposite of the camera
September 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The other day I saw a cloud that looked like a poodle. I forgot to post it until today. Oops.
The cloudy poodle, with no image overlay of what I saw The cloudy image is about 70%ish transparent and ontop of the clouds is a crude drawing of a poodle with a bulbus nose, a poofy afro,droopy eyes & a smirk that make it look like the dog smoked a joint before becoming alive
September 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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🤤
The keylime pie sitting on a wire rack in its baking tin, slowly cooling off before it goes into the fridge for another 2 hours. I can't wait to eat this tonight.
September 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Wait, you guys are getting paid? Meme
September 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Post a meme made by you

Here's a couple of mine :3. I couldn't choose one i love them both lol
Text saying "Why must I suffer, mother?" With a cartoon pig villain [bebop from teenage mutant ninja turtles] looking like hes having a crisis or a panic attack. An artist [Fredrick Spindler] rendition of a Stenokranio boldi an extinct amphibian made in 2023. The art has what i would descrobe as a derpy happy face. The meme part is the "???: thrown about above and below the portrait of the derpy creature. It looks confused. Much like a psyduck from pokemon, it looks like its going to hurt itsself in confusion! Or it looks happy to be here i dunno I'm not a judge.
August 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Trying to draw again.

Decided to play with the drawing app "penup" on my phone and try to draw my dad.

I really like this pen for my phone ima try to draw when I can

I think it came out pretty well ♡
Hands hurts but worth it lol
A sketch of my dad by me It is done in the color purple
August 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Omnomnomnomnom

ITS ARRIVEDDDDD :D

I love this hot sauce so much lol
Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce The elixir of capsaicin extremes ---- It's really good hot sauce. You can get it from saucecrafters over at https://saucecrafters.com/products/colon-cleaner I'm not sponsored by them before anyone asks. I just really love their hot sauce and think more people should try it. It's made with habaneros :D
August 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I fucking love key lime pie
A piece of homemade Key lime pie :] I made it myself! :D
August 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM