Jason
@lordofallusions.bsky.social
I’ll probably be live-posting a sport, posting a picture of food, or making some sort of pun.
Besides their rock bottom financials, Target announced this. Because it worked so well when everyone tried to make purchases in Alexa a thing!
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Besides their rock bottom financials, Target announced this. Because it worked so well when everyone tried to make purchases in Alexa a thing!
Compare:
Pic 1: TechCrunch article from August with a snarky response from Duolingo about how the financials show the backlash to their AI-First approach was meaningless.
Pic 2: Their stock price today after making their first quarterly financial report since.
Pic 1: TechCrunch article from August with a snarky response from Duolingo about how the financials show the backlash to their AI-First approach was meaningless.
Pic 2: Their stock price today after making their first quarterly financial report since.
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Compare:
Pic 1: TechCrunch article from August with a snarky response from Duolingo about how the financials show the backlash to their AI-First approach was meaningless.
Pic 2: Their stock price today after making their first quarterly financial report since.
Pic 1: TechCrunch article from August with a snarky response from Duolingo about how the financials show the backlash to their AI-First approach was meaningless.
Pic 2: Their stock price today after making their first quarterly financial report since.
Let’s check in with one of the companies that went all in on driving away talent with RTO (including 5 Days a week and tracking software) super early and laying off knowledgeable teams for cheaper overseas labor.
October 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Let’s check in with one of the companies that went all in on driving away talent with RTO (including 5 Days a week and tracking software) super early and laying off knowledgeable teams for cheaper overseas labor.
Maybe a good time to look at this quote and realize it was our tariff threats that started all this. Liars will tell you the truth if you know how to listen.
October 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Maybe a good time to look at this quote and realize it was our tariff threats that started all this. Liars will tell you the truth if you know how to listen.
If you see this, qrp with a game released the year you were born.
October 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you see this, qrp with a game released the year you were born.
Happy Pride, everyone!
June 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Happy Pride, everyone!
Timeline putting in work today.
May 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Timeline putting in work today.
That sound you are hearing is dozens of YouTube Stock Market experts deleting their videos yesterday telling you that this is the time to buy UnitedHealth Group. Not thinking there might be a reason for a CEO to suddenly resign out of nowhere that isn't good. Like Medicaid fraud investigations.
May 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
That sound you are hearing is dozens of YouTube Stock Market experts deleting their videos yesterday telling you that this is the time to buy UnitedHealth Group. Not thinking there might be a reason for a CEO to suddenly resign out of nowhere that isn't good. Like Medicaid fraud investigations.
Maybe a tad bit late on this one, Yelp.
May 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Maybe a tad bit late on this one, Yelp.
Also happy to grab an event poster made by @ffrancavilla.bsky.social
May 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Also happy to grab an event poster made by @ffrancavilla.bsky.social
Well, since In Country takes place in a fictional town, I guess this is as close as I can get.
A film/shw that takes place where you're from
A film/shw that takes place where you're from
April 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Well, since In Country takes place in a fictional town, I guess this is as close as I can get.
A film/shw that takes place where you're from
A film/shw that takes place where you're from
So it will continue to do all of the things Alexa already does that no one uses, but theoretically better?
February 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
So it will continue to do all of the things Alexa already does that no one uses, but theoretically better?
Also, local fox population disagrees with need for locks on the henhouse.
January 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Also, local fox population disagrees with need for locks on the henhouse.
Snowing in Atlanta, so it’s chicken and dumplings.
January 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Snowing in Atlanta, so it’s chicken and dumplings.
Anyone in the market for the Double Dragon laserdisc?
December 28, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Anyone in the market for the Double Dragon laserdisc?
I see a lot of dunking on Doug Gottlieb on my TL, right now. Here is a reminder that he was who I was talking about when I wrote this about the Freddie Freeman/Agent lie.
December 18, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I see a lot of dunking on Doug Gottlieb on my TL, right now. Here is a reminder that he was who I was talking about when I wrote this about the Freddie Freeman/Agent lie.
Me when I try to check a score on the ESPN app and a giant pop-up begging me to buy a UFC PPV blocks everything:
December 7, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Me when I try to check a score on the ESPN app and a giant pop-up begging me to buy a UFC PPV blocks everything:
I’m just now discovering that Food Network made Christmas romcoms a couple of years ago that shoe-horned in various celebrity chefs. Like this one, where it looks like Bobby Flay is deciding which one he wants to sleep with.
December 5, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I’m just now discovering that Food Network made Christmas romcoms a couple of years ago that shoe-horned in various celebrity chefs. Like this one, where it looks like Bobby Flay is deciding which one he wants to sleep with.
LinkedIn, don’t think for a second I won’t give you the same ol’ yeller treatment X got.
December 1, 2024 at 10:32 PM
LinkedIn, don’t think for a second I won’t give you the same ol’ yeller treatment X got.
With UConn’s second consecutive loss in Maui, the last time Hurley had this bad of a time on a tropical island, it was this guy:
November 26, 2024 at 11:04 PM
With UConn’s second consecutive loss in Maui, the last time Hurley had this bad of a time on a tropical island, it was this guy:
Apparently, Angela Lansbury is haunting our “Beauty and The Beast” ornament.
November 23, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Apparently, Angela Lansbury is haunting our “Beauty and The Beast” ornament.
It ain’t nearly that complicated. I’m done being around assholes. I’m not “broadening my horizons” to understand electing a con-man that wanted to appoint a pedophile to AG. They want to be hateful and make people suffer, I don’t have to watch it. I’ll hang with people I like instead.
November 22, 2024 at 12:43 PM
It ain’t nearly that complicated. I’m done being around assholes. I’m not “broadening my horizons” to understand electing a con-man that wanted to appoint a pedophile to AG. They want to be hateful and make people suffer, I don’t have to watch it. I’ll hang with people I like instead.
The greatest Christmas decoration has been discovered.
November 20, 2024 at 5:55 PM
The greatest Christmas decoration has been discovered.