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lordmonkeydong
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you can often find me in the primordial soup leaking fluid
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spookystirfry.bsky.social
War Mage
Coloured digital drawing of a sylph warmage with smoke-like hair. They are clad in armour and covered in different odd knick knacks and weaponry. Above them is a small drawing depicting them in profile in a beaklike helmet. To the left is a plaque with the text "War Mage To study the arcane is to devote oneself to the pursuit of power. As among the diverse set of magical traditions that exist it is the one that cannot heal the mind, soothe the soul or restore the body. Instead it steals the destructive powers of the elements, the pure awe of divine might, and untold secrets of the occult. Combining these spoils into a tradition of magic that demands respect and punishes any who would deny its self-acclaimed importance. Thus, those who enact the arcane are vain, prideful and powerhungry. Practicing a craft of pure power, control and ensorcellment. Still, while these may be lowly pursuits the power of the arcane is shackled and grounded by human desire and reasoning. But, place such a practitioner amongst the horrors of war, and not in the vain position of a commander, nor in the comfort of a ritualist but in the boots of a common soldier. Then watch their vanity wash away by a life in trenches, packed against dirt and corpses like a dead man in a coffin. Watch their shield of pride crumble as their spellwards against blades and arrows do nothing against the attrition of conflict. Watch their hunger for power die as their destructive spells do nothing against the arrows and blades that fell their comrades in droves. Then gaze upon the work of a practitioner void of the purpose that granted them power. Gaze upon the violence only humans can wrack but devoid of the love and passion, of the resentment and hate, of the righteous fury and deserved vengeance, of the vicious greed and the hunger for power that should guide it. Gaze upon the insatiable hunger of a beast that cannot be fed. It is an abomination. It is a war mage."
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
lordmonkeydong.bsky.social
if you think about it being called "unc" or "og" is kind of like being called "senpai"
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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fromsofthoarder.bsky.social
Elden Ring - Erdtree Burial Watchdog
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
picture of a chat wargen: i have a driver’s license reachheavenbyviolence: yeah… for a poop car (six 😂 reacts)
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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partnardy.bsky.social
Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
M. Happy Grinchdays Canadaville The Grinch is back with The Grinchiest Meal. Tap to get your m... now THE MEAL
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Ideal jrpg party composition
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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ddbtorres.bsky.social
Sleeper
2025

-{ #art | #illustration | #fantasy }-
Illustration of a chimera-like being; her head and torso are that of a human with long flowing hair whilst the rest of her body is that of a grouse or pheasant, covered in fur and wings wide open; the tail is snake-like. She stands in darkness, a faint golden halo around her head and torso
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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strangehouse.bsky.social
More Pilgrims of the Murk Dome illustrations
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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hatok.bsky.social
every person who cares about the integrity of Mario characters is probably a serial killer
dreaddbound.bsky.social HumBoog @dreaddbound.bsky.social · 6d
I don’t get these Confession accounts it’s just someone hot take they want anonymous but sometimes you get gold handed to you
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Last Jedi this. Force Awakens that. The moment Star Wars really lost the plot was when Anakin was killing all those kids and the movie didn't have me step out of the shadows as the only 40 year old fully grown man padawan with a rocking gym bod and say "How bout you pick on someone your own size?"
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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cleoseni.com
homert simpsong
the character of hornet from hollow knight: silksong edited to have her head resemble that of homer simpson
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
lordmonkeydong.bsky.social
legal advisor: im saying we roll 7 into 6

god: no

legal advisor: gluttony and greed are kinda the same thing

can't think of a punchline here actually
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
lordmonkeydong.bsky.social
finally got my white guy nickname and it's "Sloan" some fast and furious villain type shit owning a private militia type of beast
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 AM
lordmonkeydong.bsky.social
WHITE PEOPLE WHEN THAT NAKEYJAKEY VIDEO HITS
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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fromsofthoarder.bsky.social
Dark Souls 3 - Knight
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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vor-bokor.bsky.social
Immediately issuing an update to this one :D
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Zohran Mamdani Is Bringing Back Nintendo Streetpass
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
Musk: Have you tried grok unhinged mode? Have you? Have you tried unhinged? It's like, it's unhinged, it's, if if if you, let's say you ask it "grok give me a guacamole recipe" it's like "here's a recipe for grokamole"

Rogan: what's wild is it just keeps getting better
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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dustbot3000.bsky.social
Dailies with Dustbot!
One more dracolich for the road. Helpful concepts, will probably borrow bits from all 4 renditions (counting the original profile)

#dragon #dragonart #dracolich #concept #conceptart #undead #zombie #sketch #sketchbook
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Whoa, when did this happen? You can long press on your profile picture to quickly change between your accounts
you can long press on mobile to change between accounts - bluesky interface is shown
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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strangehouse.bsky.social
Choose your character
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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kirbymania.bsky.social
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
lordmonkeydong.bsky.social
remember when there were people who thought cameras would steal people's souls
cpaxton.bsky.social Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 25d
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
I just threw up! See more on @barf.ly

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November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM