A Silly Goose 🪿
@lord-goosifer.bsky.social
I forget who said it first, but isn't it wild that in one generation we built the most advanced system for finding information about anything, and then we ruined it.
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I forget who said it first, but isn't it wild that in one generation we built the most advanced system for finding information about anything, and then we ruined it.
These are bangers. You're on a roll
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
These are bangers. You're on a roll
Indeed it is. You think it'll always hurt... and then one day, it's just a song again.
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Indeed it is. You think it'll always hurt... and then one day, it's just a song again.
Are they similar to merkle trees?
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Are they similar to merkle trees?
Finally, sports sound interesting!
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Finally, sports sound interesting!
Go to the beginning of the file (gg), yank (y) to the end of the file (G)... and then I'm lost
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Go to the beginning of the file (gg), yank (y) to the end of the file (G)... and then I'm lost
Awesome merch!
December 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Awesome merch!
I was going to say "post my tits, lead by example!" but I guess I'll buy an awesome merch.
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I was going to say "post my tits, lead by example!" but I guess I'll buy an awesome merch.
My thoughts every day for the last year
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My thoughts every day for the last year
Why are you posting my therapy transcripts online, I swear I said that word for word.
Thankfully I have a very good therapist who gave me space to appreciate how awful it really was.
Thankfully I have a very good therapist who gave me space to appreciate how awful it really was.
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Why are you posting my therapy transcripts online, I swear I said that word for word.
Thankfully I have a very good therapist who gave me space to appreciate how awful it really was.
Thankfully I have a very good therapist who gave me space to appreciate how awful it really was.
Oh my gawd how is your chat so SASSY?! I love it
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Oh my gawd how is your chat so SASSY?! I love it
My therapist: You can't go on in a DETACHED_HEAD state
Me (disassociating): what?
My past: I've updated my pull request with the pronoun changes you asked for!
Dependabot: Here's some new things to worry about!
Me (disassociating): what?
My past: I've updated my pull request with the pronoun changes you asked for!
Dependabot: Here's some new things to worry about!
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My therapist: You can't go on in a DETACHED_HEAD state
Me (disassociating): what?
My past: I've updated my pull request with the pronoun changes you asked for!
Dependabot: Here's some new things to worry about!
Me (disassociating): what?
My past: I've updated my pull request with the pronoun changes you asked for!
Dependabot: Here's some new things to worry about!
Ooooh the gluten free appreciate!
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ooooh the gluten free appreciate!
Who's a very good detective! Yes you are! Good good detective! *scritches*
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Who's a very good detective! Yes you are! Good good detective! *scritches*
My secret? Lots of sex, but not a lot of drugs.
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
My secret? Lots of sex, but not a lot of drugs.
That's freaking beautiful 😍
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
That's freaking beautiful 😍
OMG both this one and the parent one about walks describes my partner too accurately it's criminal
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
OMG both this one and the parent one about walks describes my partner too accurately it's criminal
OMG 😲😱 🤯 I am so glad I said something! Okay, now I've got plans for tonight!
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
OMG 😲😱 🤯 I am so glad I said something! Okay, now I've got plans for tonight!
I wish I could watch this show without paying Amazon. It looks so cool
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I wish I could watch this show without paying Amazon. It looks so cool