loopinglad.bsky.social
@loopinglad.bsky.social
Wait I could lie for money??? On the internet??? For real money???

Sign me up, I can cry and I can lie and I can do a little jig if ya want
February 25, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Yet they will never realize that they could simply jack their shits together to make all the money and be truly happy, white picket Americana house happy.
February 24, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Goah, dogboy
February 24, 2024 at 3:42 PM
We should create a reverse Truman and make a peep who can endure such level of endless criticism. Mayb we could like traumatize them just right so that they're like a social chameleon and love the attention they get!
February 24, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Woa..gills
February 24, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Now make them read comics with Venom or any media with characters with a symbiotic parasite so that they try to develop a fucked up gut biome.

I wanna see a kid explode as lactobacillus yogurtifies their threats
February 24, 2024 at 3:45 AM
You can still make it, imagine embracing your life in its totality and climbing up there. Experiencing the most wonderful amount of light and crystals and light as you plummet back down
February 24, 2024 at 3:41 AM
So like prions are fine? Digitized fungal colonies are good too right?

Because it feels restrictive to not be able to download Minecraft mods off limewire and not get a motherboard thrush, ya know?
February 24, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Oh also if you seen this then my level 99 aura is going to fucking metaphysically eviscerate any shred of fortune and causal regularity in your life.

You will be robbed by squirrels, you will be gangstalked by celestial bodies, and your mother-in-law will move in with you.

Bcuz FUCK YOU.

XOXO, fu
February 24, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I literally missed caused I switched back to twitter's endless swarm of discourses involving people's dramas and tiffs occuring faster than I can read
February 7, 2024 at 6:51 AM
...who?
February 7, 2024 at 6:49 AM
No bby, a giant red-boobied elon musk is gonna gulp you down and give birth to a new blue checkmark user from you
February 7, 2024 at 6:49 AM
We can become the "yuppie", the perfect reflection inside the imperfect mirror, and thus eat 3d-printed wagyu steak once per day after the collapse of all forms of farms.

(Continued at www.tumblr.com/loopinglad/7...)
December 22, 2023 at 12:27 PM
By living inside our nascent interwoven systems of our collective child we can both ascend it and ourselves through the abandonment of material things via the acceptance of the "grindset".
December 22, 2023 at 12:26 PM