Vote for Trump, my heat-stricken omega bottom boiwife needs to be impregnated. I don't fucking care that you think he should have unfettered access to "rights". I need to knot in him and to help him fulfill his biological destiny (i.e. nursing my pups)

Also Kamala is a beta, a fucking beta.

I just want to work at dispensary or at an office job whose role has been so abstracted from practical value that they have three keurig machines and a espresso machine.

Is Google taking apps from people with only a high school diploma? Will one of you connect me to a sugar daddy whose normal?

Lil guy that Cho_Fungi (best described as professional mushroom photographer) took a pic of.

The woke mind virus is so virulent because uh...the fuck? I've just realized that you guys aren't talking about the celestial prion infecting consensus reality.

Like I get that the Matrix was a thing but the outside world sucks, we're someone's dream...and ig out there we're like neurons but not?

Girlies, [REDACTED], and boils, sometimes it's hard trying to strive towards a goal knowing that the world is against you: I have something for you ;)

A spell.

Manifesting a more ideal set of circumstances for an ideal reality and all it takes is saying "with my will there will be a way"

If it weren't for the constant flood of bot followers, youtube comment tier racism (special shoutout to the reddit scholar tier eugenicist rhetoric), and the utter bullshit of "discourse" there then I'd have stayed for shit like this

I think peeps should be allowed to go to a mall and play "let the mall pig get close enough to your naked bodice but never close enough that they can actually catch you while performing athletic feats that almost just almost cause them to realize you're actually a trickster spirit of streaking"

All modern systems of commerce are merely a pseudorepresentation of the collective human psyche, capitalism is to us as we are to the Divine (Beyonce, Taylor, etc).

There's pb&j wings right...so why not like honey nut cheerio wings? I know i know, breaded wings bad but cheerios ain't bread. Imagine a subtle refined crunch with a lightly sweet honey flavor on your wings.

If any rich person wants to force their silver spoon down my throat so that I may become their cu-ti critter that spends a decent portion of money (but not too much) on books and fancy spices then hit me p☎️

I'm fucking tired of these blank new bsky users telling me that it is "devoid of scruples and humanity" to hotbox stranger's houses with DMT (both through smoke and through the water in their pipes) because I lacked the consent and legally permissibility to do so.

IT WAS FUCKING FUNNY, RELAX!!!