Plus you can sing it to the tune of “Have a Banana”

Not to be technical, but it’s only krautrock if I can do a quick little walk to it and pretend I’m a little futuristic train

Upon re-reading this I sound like an actual addict

I had a phaser I put on everything. Then I became numb to it. So now I have another two phasers for when I want to feel the phasing on top of my base level

I played as a kid, loved it. Bought the remakes and, while still loving it, I have become VERY TERRIBLE at it

These things tend to move in cycles

Very irresponsible (it is of course these small zine purchases that are affecting my budget, not the multiple city pop albums I’ve bought and have paid postage for from Switzerland. Not my own fault at all)

Well now I’ve bought some zines as a present for Kate when I was meant to be being sensible til payday. Hope your pleased with yourself

Having just had a haircut I think I may be reaching levels of forehead that allow this design to be feasible

But! On the flip side of Beato, you have What Makes This Song Stink. A series I love so much I think it might have been crafted in a lab specifically to cater to all the things I find fun. Cannot recommend more

I’d be concerned for my bladder… which WILL self destruct!

Also visible: my second best mug and an Elemis face mask I got for free and put there so I would remember to use it BEFORE PILING PEDALS AND POWER SUPPLIES OVER IT

Seeing actual fans saying this about their own teams is mind boggling! Last season when Liverpool fell out of the title race I saw a fan share highlights from some of their wins with a b&w filter and sad music saying “So all this was for nothing”

How do you survive life with that attitude??

Oh precisely! Though in a few months would you fancy doing some shows together? Provided I can source enough gaffer tape and wires to get this idea working

Hehe, I realise I am complaining about situations that are entirely with my control and I have actively chosen to do! (Insert We’re all trying to find the guy who did this pic here)