Longwinded
@longwindedmusic.bsky.social
A band of never-weres attempting to be hazbeens (☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞ booking: longwindedmusic@gmail.com
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We should post unflattering pictures of him everyday, for the next four years.
January 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
We should post unflattering pictures of him everyday, for the next four years.
After watching a nazi salute and flames rip through millions, I’d like it to be free Rita’s day.
January 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
After watching a nazi salute and flames rip through millions, I’d like it to be free Rita’s day.
Big hater of those who are constantly trying to sell you by deceiving - “want me to listen to your song? I’ll review it for free but if you want to skip to the front of the line, PayPal me $100” IE., they’ll never listen unless you pay.
December 30, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Big hater of those who are constantly trying to sell you by deceiving - “want me to listen to your song? I’ll review it for free but if you want to skip to the front of the line, PayPal me $100” IE., they’ll never listen unless you pay.
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Millionaires and multi billion dollar companies be like, “we are doing our part, by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”
December 15, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Millionaires and multi billion dollar companies be like, “we are doing our part, by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”
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Seattle Road sign reads “one less CEO, many more to go”.
It’s wild to see the wealthy afraid for a change. I love that for them.
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It’s wild to see the wealthy afraid for a change. I love that for them.
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Seattle road sign's message raises questions after CEO's shooting
komonews.com
December 12, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Seattle Road sign reads “one less CEO, many more to go”.
It’s wild to see the wealthy afraid for a change. I love that for them.
Video in link
It’s wild to see the wealthy afraid for a change. I love that for them.
Video in link
My dark under eyes are finally in style so I get less sleep and under eat - nothings changed since yesterday
December 12, 2024 at 6:19 PM
My dark under eyes are finally in style so I get less sleep and under eat - nothings changed since yesterday
Just took my adderal and I’m prancing around my apartment singing ‘Like A Prayer’
December 9, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Just took my adderal and I’m prancing around my apartment singing ‘Like A Prayer’
The UHC shooter was flirting with a barista and I hope he/she/they gave him is coffee for free
December 8, 2024 at 5:51 PM
The UHC shooter was flirting with a barista and I hope he/she/they gave him is coffee for free
If I wake up screaming does that make me more punk or less punk?
December 8, 2024 at 3:03 AM
If I wake up screaming does that make me more punk or less punk?
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sneaking downstairs on christmas eve and finding santa, jack skellington, and the grinch exploring each other’s bodies
December 6, 2024 at 10:26 PM
sneaking downstairs on christmas eve and finding santa, jack skellington, and the grinch exploring each other’s bodies
Vans Warped Tour just reposted my video, should I be excited or offended?
December 6, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Vans Warped Tour just reposted my video, should I be excited or offended?
So is it easier or harder to sell feet pics on Bluesky?
December 6, 2024 at 8:45 PM
So is it easier or harder to sell feet pics on Bluesky?
According to my Costcodad, 2:30pm on the week days is the best time to come to Costco
December 6, 2024 at 7:58 PM
According to my Costcodad, 2:30pm on the week days is the best time to come to Costco
I’ve been cringe since birth, and I’ll be cringe till I die - am I taking the bit too far??????
December 6, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I’ve been cringe since birth, and I’ll be cringe till I die - am I taking the bit too far??????
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To the people sitting behind us TALKING during Andrea Bocelli - I hope you choke on your tongues and slip on dog shit. Why buy tickets if you’re going to talk and tap your feet the ENTIRE time?????
December 6, 2024 at 4:18 AM
To the people sitting behind us TALKING during Andrea Bocelli - I hope you choke on your tongues and slip on dog shit. Why buy tickets if you’re going to talk and tap your feet the ENTIRE time?????
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This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.
December 5, 2024 at 6:22 PM
This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.
🔎Lofi beats to grind my teeth to
December 6, 2024 at 12:37 AM
🔎Lofi beats to grind my teeth to
Repost if you’ve played to an audience of <10
December 6, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Repost if you’ve played to an audience of <10
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My Spotify wrapped was cringy - my Spotify for artist wrapped was wayyyyy less cringy
But I was my own my own most listened to artist
But I was my own my own most listened to artist
a small brown dog wearing headphones is sitting on a bed
ALT: a small brown dog wearing headphones is sitting on a bed
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 12:19 AM
My Spotify wrapped was cringy - my Spotify for artist wrapped was wayyyyy less cringy
But I was my own my own most listened to artist
But I was my own my own most listened to artist
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Musk explains his X algorithm
December 5, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Musk explains his X algorithm
Not once since it came out has ANYONE mentioned that Wicked is a 2 parter - breaking dawn all over again
December 5, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Not once since it came out has ANYONE mentioned that Wicked is a 2 parter - breaking dawn all over again
Take me back to the ‘pizza is so poppunk’ era
December 5, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Take me back to the ‘pizza is so poppunk’ era