Some Random Internet Person
LightNews LightNews
Some Random Internet Person
@longnlost505.bsky.social
87 followers 260 following 920 posts
Random Internet nobody
Posts Replies Media Videos
Fun Fact: They actually turned this song into a children's book!
Picture of the book "Mr. Tanner" written by Harry Chapin. Illustrated by Bryan Langdo It shows Mr. Tanner as a bear, happily singing in his cleaning shop surrounded by clothes.
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill... ON TRYPTOPHAN?
Jon Stewart in the movie Half Baked asking if you've ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill... ON WEED??
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Fuck the police, fuck-, fuck-
Fuck the police, fuck-, fuck-
Fuck the police, fuck the-, fuck the-
Fuck the police
Pope Leo holding the mic like a rock star
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The comments on YouTube got me 💀💀
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the grinch not join him! Bring light to the holiday season, not leave it in darkness. You were my brother Santa. I loved you. "There is still good in you... I've felt it... I've checked it twice." Santa: "Your overconfidence is your weakness! Emperor Palpatine: your faith in your elves is yours!!" Grinch Palpatine: Oh I'm afraid the fireplace will be quite operational when your reindeer arrive.
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
From KyivPost: NATO does not consider the drone incident in Polish airspace an attack, Reuters reports, citing a source within the Alliance.
September 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Pretty sure South Park got some inspiration here.
Wheel of Fortune scene from south park. With the clue "people who annoy you" and the answer "naggers"
August 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Maybe somewhere down the line at least? I believe it's on prime.
Movie poster of Beavis and Butthead Do America.
July 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The Big Year.
Surprisingly good movie (comedy/drama) about birding.
Steve Martin
Jack Black
Owen Wilson
"The Big Year" 2011 movie poster Jack Black Steve Martin Owen Wilson All looking through binoculars for birds
June 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Some of the best possible witchcraft comes from within.
"I finally like myself, at last I like myself". -Harry Chapin, Sequel
May 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
We wouldn't be where we are if people weren't this fucking stupid.
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" -George Carlin
May 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"If the whole world is going to end, you said you'd fuck me" Quote from the 1999 movie Dogma
April 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Harry said it best.
"That's when I asked her where was that actress, She said " That was somebody else" and then I asked her why she looked so happy now, She said "I finally like myself, at last I like myself" -Harry Chapin, Sequel
April 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It's springtime in the Southwest United States. So, of course that means it's dust storm season!

It's a particularly bad one today. Not even noon and the mountains are gone.

For the record, there are in fact some mountains in this pic.
Dust storm in the Southwest United States. A picture looking down a road with a brown sky that should show some mountains, but there are none. Just a brown curtain of dust.
March 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM