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Brooke Foster
@lonesometoast.bsky.social
st. louis dweller, enthusiastic traveler, oh-so-lucky mom (x2), cat butler, bi gal, iowa writers workshop alum. "the distance between what is said and what is known to be true has become an abyss."

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adored this piece today from Tal.
TODAY: @swordsjew.bsky.social considers some profound wardrobe choices. "How does a man dress? Moreover—how do you dress for the gender you want when your body doesn’t remotely resemble it?" flaminghydra.com/issue-442/#n...
Fit check
Tal Lavin’s wardrobe metamorphosis
flaminghydra.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Chat is it a good idea to physically invade the pope's hometown
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I am shooting my shot.

I love writing op-eds.

@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.

Signed,

A Black woman who writes for the public
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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The idea that sexual abuse is part of “private” life instead of a public crisis has done incalculable damage. Anti-rape activists have to fight to even make it possible to expose sexual abuse as a wrongdoing in public without being silenced and undermined. That fight is far from won
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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i think more writers should cause billionaires to have nervous breakdowns
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Dear Jeffrey,
January 8, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Did this guy ever get through an entire email without dropping some "by the way, I am a pedophile" reference
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
why do fintech bros *POST IN ALL CAPS like they're sending out an old-timey dispatch over the wire

GOOD EVENING MR. AND MRS. AMERICA AND ALL THE SHIPS AT SEA ass posters
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Yes let's put these things on the 10 and the 405. Waymo sucks and they're nothing more than surveillance cop cars posing as taxis that run over bodega cats
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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reminded me of a matt groening "life is hell" comic strip about very stupid kid at school trying to come across as a brainiac via slinging insults like 'you are in fact a grade A piece of what is to be known as prime baloney'
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i like the local classical station because the presenter is always like "woo buddy, mozart was *really going through it* when he wrote this one"
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
he doesn’t want to talk about Pluribus :(
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
convinced that the coziest spot on a wintry #stl day is well-met cafe in shaw. wonderful people, killer soundtrack, great food + bevs, and unlike most stl coffeeshops they open before 10a and *stay* open past 2p
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
had a 16oz dirty chai way too late in the day AMA
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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We are watching them dems gentle parent a screaming toddler
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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infrastructure week 2: the final week
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
at a coffeeshop and they're playing the Sundays and i want to ask my 12yo if she knows this band but also i don't need to feel like i've drunk out of the false grail
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I regret to inform you he did the meme
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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it’s important to understand that Nate Silver’s entire consciousness is filtered through the lens of being a gross nerd his entire life. the opportunity to feel like he’s one of the cool kids is something he can’t pass up, it’s load-bearing for his dork psyche.
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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no matter how disappointed you may be in the democratic party you will never be as disappointed as the democratic party is in you for expecting anything of them at all
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM